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Ryan Lochte’s very good dog might be immortal

Ryan Lochte made quite a name for himself as a result of his fiasco at the Rio Olympics. Since then, people have been skeptical of anything that comes out of the Olympian’s mouth. Even silly little things like the age of his dog.

Just to be clear, that is three years in a row that Lochte has claimed his dog is eight years old. One might immediately assume that Lochte didn’t learn his lesson at the Rio Olympics and is lying about his dog’s age.

We have another theory.

We believe that Ryan Lochte’s very good dog might be immortal. That’s right. It’s totally possible that this good dog lives forever and does not age.

Here’s a list of famous immortals that may or may not include this very good dog:

  • Wolverine
  • Puck (Midsummer Night’s Dream)
  • Dracula
  • Arwen (Lord of the Rings)
  • Grail Knight (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
  • Connor MacLeod (Highlander)

Say what you want about Lochte but that is a very good dog (like any dog), and we hope the cute pup lives forever!