This Minnesota Vikings fan is wearing a chef’s coat, so we can only assume he is indeed a chef. Any good chef will tell you that freshness is the biggest difference between a good meal and a bad one. To this end he likes his fish fresh — very fresh. Also uncooked. Also he only wants to bite the heads off. Why? Who friggin’ knows.
Buffalo Bills fans have the NFL’s wildest tailgates, but perhaps this has only put down the gauntlet for other fans around the league. Buffaloes might be good at busting through tables, but actual vikings are another thing entirely.
We’ll know if this is an epidemic next week when the Vikings send a fan to Valhalla by shooting their body on a flaming raft. Whoa ... this got dark.