Tony Hawk’s Halloween costume is pretty, pretty, pretty good. On Monday he dressed up like Larry David in an outfit so convincing we had to do a double-take to make sure it wasn’t actually LD shredding in the bowl.
Man, it must be nice to be a millionaire around Halloween. Most of us do our best in the hopes we don’t get asked “What are you supposed to be?” For people like Tony Hawk, they can just make a few phone calls and get Hollywood-level costumes in a pinch.
This could be the start of a new series in which David quits his job as a comedy writer to live out his dream as a skater. We could call it ... “Curbslide Your Enthusiasm.” Sorry.