For this, the season of giving, the Raptors decided to get in on the spirit and promptly failed.
Look at the lucky winner’s face as his hard-won TV goes sliding down the stairs like some 12-year-old’s skateboard.
Who thought it was a good idea to give a guy in a plush dinosaur suit the task of maneuvering a large flat-screen down bleacher steps?!
Here’s the very moment he loses it.
Of course, the whole thing seems a bit contrived, and some of the truth-seekers in the Instagram comments seem to confirm that. But I’m still left with a load of unanswered questions.
This person claims to have been told directly by the raptor that the whole thing was a stunt, but last time I checked, mascots can’t talk. Looks like there’s another scandal that needs investigating.
Did the franchise just have a TV lying around that it needed to get rid of, or did it find this one on Black Friday special and decided this was what it had to do?
Did that man ever get a TV?!
Did anyone try out the TV after it took its tumble? What if it still works? I doubt it, but hey, stranger things have happened.