Okay, this is Chris Jones. His dick fell out at the Combine. I'm not sure what else to say.
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So, listen. I went to the Combine as a fan last year. They place a lot of emphasis on being completely silent because "You wouldn't want someone bothering you during the biggest job interview of your life."
Now imagine being at the biggest job interview of your life and your dick just, you know, popping out. This is your new nightmare. You'll never sleep soundly again because you're going to spend the rest of your life terrified that your dangalang is going to peek its head around the corner at a job interview. Sorry.
Here, check out our Mississippi State blog and learn a little more about Chris Jones' on-field abilities. He's pretty good!
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