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Cancel the Super Bowl and let Beyonce perform 'Formation' for 3 hours

Beyonce dropped a surprise video the day before the Super Bowl. The Internet likes it. It's good!

She is also rehearsing "Formation" for the halftime show, according to Rolling Stone and confirmed by ET.

Beyoncé was reportedly rehearsing "Formation" during the halftime show preparations leading up to Super Bowl 50. However, it remains unconfirmed whether she'll debut the song live Sunday at Santa Clara, California's Levi's Stadium. Bruno Mars, another previous Super Bowl halftime show headliner, will also appear during Coldplay's set.

Let's go a step further. No matter how popular the Super Bowl is, the NFL should cancel the event and let Beyonce perform "Formation" on repeat for the entire commercial free TV slot.

1. Traditionally, the halftime show serves as entertainment between the first and second halves of the Super Bowl. The situation is now reversed, where there's an extended football performance sandwiched on either side of the main event: the Beyonce concert.

2. Beyonce is performing as a guest of the main act, Coldplay. Why? We all want to send Coldplay home, just send the football players home, too.

3. I want people to Google this:

4. Cam Newton and the Panthers are going to win anyway.

Of course, the No Fun League will never make this happen. For shame.