"Hey, what's up? It's me. I'm a fox. Nice golf bag. Smells like golf. Just checking out your clubs. What's this, a nine-iron? That's cool. Pretty good club. Ooh, and some gloves. Nice. And hey, check out THIS WALLET I GOT YOUR WALLET LATER FOOLS."
(The lesson here, as it is with all prior golf fox stories: If you encounter a fox on the golf course, be wary. It is interested in stealing your stuff. Also, if you encounter one in Dora the Explorer. Big-time thieves, those foxes.)