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Paul Pogba has a creepy Minion living in his hair now

Paul Pogba showed off a new haircut on Sunday. It has a Minion in it. Paul Pogba's haircut is pretty much staring into your soul.

I was okay with Pogba getting a dab haircut, and I really enjoyed seeing him get a Pokeball shaved into his head, as well. This, however, crossed a line. I get that Minions are a worldwide phenomenon, that they're one of the most popular animated characters today and that literally anything involving the Minions will make a ton of money. I've even eaten a cake that had a Minion toy on top of it, and despite my anger at seeing a Minion touch my food, the cake was delicious.

But here's why I don't like them: they make me uncomfortable. Just look at that eye ...

... keep looking ...

... keep looking ...

... closer ...

Banana.