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Every March Madness pool has this one person who never watches basketball

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Someone in your bracket pool has no idea what's going on. That person has never watched basketball ever. You need to be able to identify this person, because he or she is dangerous. Here are some tips.

1. The person gravitates to the teams' most superficial qualities on paper -- like, literally on paper:


2. The person just starts rattling off whatever limited basketball knowledge comes to mind:


3. The person focuses too heavily on personal connections to the colleges:



Seriously, keep an eye out for this person, because that bracket is going to be weirdly strong.