The Chicago Cubs have yet to stop having weird, fun days at spring training. On Friday, Joe Maddon brought literal bear cubs to practice, because apparently he likes that Xzibit meme so much he would do this.
According to the cubs' handler, they're 10 to 12 weeks old, which is information that's necessary to hammer home just how cute they are.
Cubbie bois pic.twitter.com/0RCNnd7XAk
— jheytwotwo (@JasonHeyward) March 25, 2016
Cubbie bois pic.twitter.com/0RCNnd7XAk— jheytwotwo (@JasonHeyward) March 25, 2016
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU WERE CALLED THE CUBS SO I BROUGHT SOME REAL CUBS OVER SO YOU COULD BE CUBS HOLDING CUBS
Cubs and cubs. pic.twitter.com/OPTQqmyQBh— jon greenberg (@jon_greenberg) March 25, 2016
First time on grass for them pic.twitter.com/O4Zs87HlWd— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 25, 2016
And at one point, a cub peed on Anthony Rizzo. Good cub.
Moments before that last pic one of them peed on Rizzo. Love it— Jesse Rogers (@ESPNChiCubs) March 25, 2016
Seriously, Maddon and/or Cubs, are you trying to destroy the Internet with moments like these? This is the plateau now. There's absolutely nothing Joe Maddon and the Cubs could do from now on that could top this. They could win the World Series this year, and it still wouldn't be as excellent as these cubs.
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