Ted Cruz made a strong denial on Saturday, but not the one the world is waiting to hear. It's true, Ted Cruz is not Duke point guard Grayson Allen.
The similarities are undeniable.
If you haven't been following college basketball this season Duke is the team with Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/8D71SSjQAl— Michael Katz (@KatzM) March 17, 2016
Still don't see it? Here's what happens when you face swap the Republican candidate and the Duke player. NOTHING CHANGES!
So we've established who Ted Cruz refuses he actually is, but where's the real denial we're looking for? We need Ted to confirm he's not the Zodiac Killer.
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