On Saturday night after the Hawks played in Detroit, a reddit user posted a picture of Jeff Teague at the Palace after he had been left at the arena by the Hawks. Jeff Teague also posted the picture on his Instagram confirming that the Hawks did in fact forget him.
Here's the thing. The fact that Jeff Teague got left behind isn't the issue. The issue is that he appears to be holding a pizza. And he's not just holding a pizza like you should hold a pizza, he's holding it like a math book which means the pizza is most likely ruined. Who holds a pizza this way. Why are you ruining pizza, Jeff Teague?
Also, is that a Hot-N-Ready from Little Caesars?! Why is Jeff Teague eating Little Caesars. Nothing like a professional basketball player standing outside calling an Uber while holding a Hot-N-Ready after his team forgot him. Who knows, maybe him holding the pizza like this is exactly why his team left him. And if for some reason Jeff, you did get Little Caesars, I hope you got some Crazy Bread.
UPDATE: Little Caesars heard us and they agree. Jeff Teague, you are holding that pizza all kinds of wrong.
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