Von Miller is having problems with his Dancing with the Stars partner, Witney Carson. It's not a clash or personalities, or mismatched moves -- but his farting. A lot of farting.
Miller's propensity for flatulence during rehearsal has become so bad that Carson is fining him $100 per fart. She joked that she'll be "rich by the end of this," because of the frequency and violence of Miller's farts.
There are a lot of farts in the video, but we need to speak about the first one. That is a bonafide Grade-A squeaker, which is a stunning fart revelation. It's a surprising tone to come out of Miller given his other typically-baritone works. It's likely because the angle of his lunge caused an over-tightening of the glutes, which made the gas escape a smaller space. This isn't crass, it's science.
Now we have evidence of rehearsal farts it's making us question everything.
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If you only have six seconds and need to hear all of Von's farts we've got you covered.
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