Experimenting with a new technology has us thinking differently when we hear "MVP."
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) May 19, 2016
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Football is scary. Huge, athletic men run around with the sole purpose of tackling you to the ground. There's a lot of head injuries. Somehow, the Steelers made it scarier. They added FOOTBALL ROBOTS. (Robot probably isn't the best word, but I don't have a better one, and they are clearly robotized.)
Presumably, this helps simulate defenders running at players without actually wasting the energy of players in practice. In actuality, it's just a matter of time before these robotized punching bags become sentient and overwhelmed the human race, one NFL game at a time.
When the uprising happens, please spare me.