The internet had a field day with Under Armour's new Steph Curry shoes on Thursday, the Curry Two Chefs. They are, after all, very bad shoes.
First, people played a game of What Should We Call These.
What’s your best name for these new Steph Curry Shuffleboard Lows? pic.twitter.com/wqDgKmpAxX— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 10, 2016
@SBNation papaw 12s— Brody McCrary (@brody_mccrary23) June 10, 2016
@SBNation Metamucil 6's— Clyde Flexler (@SwooshMcDuck) June 10, 2016
@SBNation dad force ones— Molly (@fsumollz) June 10, 2016
@SBNation the Seinfeld 2's.— Dox Mick Stuffin (@Rarerecordings_) June 10, 2016
Then it escalated to photoshops.
oh wow pic.twitter.com/UqF00flIF4— nick pants (@nick_pants) June 10, 2016
pretty cool of AARP to do this pic.twitter.com/vMCad3yGai— Mark (@tole_cover) June 10, 2016
Maybe people just needed to see the other colorways?
Finally, like all things, Crying Jordan came for the shoes.
There's at least one person who likes them, but he is related by blood and still throwing crylaugh emojis in the tweet.
I thought I had em looking straight last week pic.twitter.com/DyxYxGscGK— Seth Curry (@sdotcurry) June 10, 2016
Poor Steph! The reigning MVP is already struggling in the NBA Finals and now he's being roasted alive on Twitter for some dang shoes. But seriously, the shoes -- they are very bad.
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Steph Curry fell into the crowd and no one helped
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