Some things in this life are destined to come true. The sun will rise in the east and set in the west. Buying a “Hot-N-Ready” from Little Caesar's seems like a good idea until you take a bite, and Tim Tebow was going to hit a home run in his first professional at-bat.
During his instructional league debut, Tebow gave us what we wanted, nay what the world needed. In front of a small crowd he blasted the ball towards the sun on the first pitch, where the smiling cosmos would just say “thank you.”
Tebow gave the crowd what they wanted to see, even if some people were only there to look at his butt.
Local fan: I just came here to take pics of his butt. pic.twitter.com/NYrsq5pV8v— Katie Johnson (@Katie_Johnson_) September 28, 2016
We became the butt. We are all the butt. The butt of jokes, the butt that was kicked for ever doubting Tebow at the plate. Baseball Tebow is here to moonshot his way to victory and we should board his rocket ship for the stars. No ifs, ands, or butts.