What makes a dog good?
This question has been the subject of scholarly debates in the annals of human history from the dawn of time. But we have a strong answer: a dog is made good when it races other dogs across the ice.
But what if said dogs leave messes on the ice, delaying the game?
Yost wiener dog races were cut short due to some on-ice "accidents." Fans, reporters not thrilled.— Zach Shaw (@_ZachShaw) January 21, 2017
I guess I should mention a dog pooped on the ice, as well. They had that cleaned up pretty quickly— Orion Sang (@orion_sang) January 21, 2017
The answer is as Socrates said so long ago: “Thy dogs are still good. Lo, it is thine masters that bear the burden of bad.”