LeBron James and Kevin Love had an $1,200 wine night full of ‘Anchorman’ quotes

LeBron James had himself a wine night on Saturday, and his wine nights are waaaaaay better than yours.

Let’s break down LeBron’s empties ...

Pierre-Yves Colin-Morey Chassagne-Montrachet Morgeot “Les Fairendes” Premier Cru 2014: $114
Mayacamas Cabernet Sauvignon 2007: $74
Antica Terra Antikythera Pinot Noir 2014: $157
Corison Cabernet Sauvignon 2014: $101
Giuseppe Quintarelli Amarone della Valpolicella Classico DOCG 2004: $280
Brand 'Brio' Red 2014: $150
Tenuta San Guido Sassicaia Bolgheri 1997: $327
Total: $1,203

I have serious respect for this wine list. Granted, I’m not someone who knows a great deal about wine outside of my tried and true “buy whatever is under $10 and had the biggest discount at the grocery store,” but LeBron didn’t just buy all the most expensive stuff at a wine store. His offerings — mostly red — had range, varying regions, and different varietals. He didn’t just go all-in on Burgundys and call it a day. Gotta respect the game. This is why he said:

“P.S. don't talk to me about wine like u know it if you really don't know what you're talking about. Seriously! Thank you!”

One person who appears to have been at LeBron’s wine night is Kevin Love, who slid into the comments quoting Anchorman.

I want to go to a LeBron wine party so bad.