Dwayne Johnson has had a lot of pseudonyms over the years: The Rock, The People’s Champion, The Brahma Bull — but now it’s time to meet “Dwanta Claus.”
Get ready all genders, races and ages. Naughty or nice (hopefully both).. you’re getting #DwantaClaus for CHRISTMAS.— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 30, 2017
Check out our new @EW cover on stands next week. Had a blast! Let’s spread some much needed worldwide holiday JOY.
Ps, Dwanta likes tequila. pic.twitter.com/9pEae6QNl3
Congratulations, you’re getting Dwayne Johnson for Christmas — according to Entertainment Weekly. Hope we didn’t spoil the surprise. More aptly you’re getting Dwanta Claus, who is a little different. Here’s what you need to know about him:
- He wants tequila left for him instead of milk.
- He’ll visit your house if you’re naughty OR nice.
- He has the ability to turn candy canes into guitars.
- He’s always shirtless, no matter how cold it is.
- He’ll eat Santa Claus for breakfast.
- Dwanta Claus WILL break your Guinness World Records.
Unfortunately this was set just one day earlier by a high school ... but Dwanta Claus doesn’t care what your record is.