A storied rivalry. A tradition like no other. Another dildo has been thrown on the field by Bills fans.
DILDO ON THE FIELD IN BUFFALO ALERT pic.twitter.com/4ZromQJR0W
— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) December 3, 2017
Officially we can’t be sure it’s a dildo. It’s being referred to as a “beige object,” which coincidentally is how I’d describe the end table I bought at Pottery Barn.
The Haz Mat crew appeared to wrap the cylindrical, beige-colored object in a towel before leaving for the tunnel. https://t.co/TIu7gQKOLr
— Mike Rodak (@mikerodak) December 3, 2017
The stadium brought out Hazmat, because you can never be too careful. Greater attention was shown to the “beige object” than it was last year, when it was up to a ref to kick the flopping phallus off the field.
Dildo launch from @hub_nation pic.twitter.com/nfL4tI9UVG
— Dillon Hayes (@Dillon_Hayes) October 30, 2016
Never change Bills fans. Sure you’re losing big to a division rival, but you’re having fun while watching.
Somebody just threw a full beer can on the field. Still in the end zone during the punt.
— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) December 3, 2017