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Someone threw a dildo onto the field at the Bills game. Again.

Hazmat was called to deal with a “beige object.”

A storied rivalry. A tradition like no other. Another dildo has been thrown on the field by Bills fans.

Officially we can’t be sure it’s a dildo. It’s being referred to as a “beige object,” which coincidentally is how I’d describe the end table I bought at Pottery Barn.

The stadium brought out Hazmat, because you can never be too careful. Greater attention was shown to the “beige object” than it was last year, when it was up to a ref to kick the flopping phallus off the field.

Never change Bills fans. Sure you’re losing big to a division rival, but you’re having fun while watching.