Duke fans, don’t read this.
Duke haters, hello.
This post is for you. Here are two sad Duke fans as the Blue Devils lost 88-81 to No. 7 seeded South Carolina.
This fan probably thought the No. 1 overall ranked team in preseason would make it past the second round.
Very upset — but in a posh manner, of course.
Duke players are also upset.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T USE THE YACHT THIS WEEKEND?”
I wonder how North Carolina fans fee— oh, yup. That’s about right.
I knew it.
Duke lost so the rest of us could live.