David Ross is continuing his quest for immortality on Dancing With the Stars and Week 2 saw him do things ... a little differently.
The motif of his performance was a Magic Mike audition, and it was precisely as sexy as you’d expect a 40-year-old retired catcher to be.
From here it went into a relatively routine jazz number — until Ross jumped back on the stage, pulled his pants off and revealed a fake muscle shirt.
The whole performance deeply scarred Anthony Rizzo, who was Ross’ teammate on the World Series-winning Cubs in 2016.
Speechless... and a bit horrified. @DancingABC @D_Ross3— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017
Magic @D_Ross3. What nightmares are made of. pic.twitter.com/tuLaZqqxmh— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017
Thanks @GMA my eyes had just stopped hurting. https://t.co/lvmGx6qXvQ— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017
Here’s the full performance that pushed Rizzo over the edge.