David Ross did a ‘Magic Mike’ routine on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and Anthony Rizzo was scarred for life

David Ross is continuing his quest for immortality on Dancing With the Stars and Week 2 saw him do things ... a little differently.

The motif of his performance was a Magic Mike audition, and it was precisely as sexy as you’d expect a 40-year-old retired catcher to be.

From here it went into a relatively routine jazz number — until Ross jumped back on the stage, pulled his pants off and revealed a fake muscle shirt.

The whole performance deeply scarred Anthony Rizzo, who was Ross’ teammate on the World Series-winning Cubs in 2016.

Here’s the full performance that pushed Rizzo over the edge.