So ... Under Armour just released the newest edition of Stephen Curry shoes.
They actually came out on limited release a couple weeks ago, in honor of South Carolina making the Final Four. Convenient — SC = Steph Curry = South Carolina.
Form your own opinions, folks, but I daresay it’s time for STEPH SHOE ROAST 2K17.
First off, they’re called “Oxblood Leather.” That is the name of a loafer, not a sneaker. Second, they’re not just called that — they are leather. They’re going to have to install shoe shine stations courtside at Oracle Arena.
“They’re perfect for when you're at your kid's dance recital, but also planning to sneak out to shoot some hoops at the school gym,” SB Nationer Mark Hinog said.
Also, they’re nice for when you’re going to church, but have to head straight to the court afterward. Ball is life.
Both these jokes had me crying.
Another one of my coworkers renamed them.
They don’t just look like a couch.
Steph really out here selling the leather seats to an Acura pic.twitter.com/OodjQlyiqO— Errol Houser (@KingBoscoe) April 9, 2017
Perhaps they’re even magic?
Shoes look like you click the heels and get transported to Flavortown https://t.co/Gvj7BoeXwT— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) April 9, 2017
I just ... I can’t anymore.
These are what Darth Vader wears when walking on a treadmill in a hotel gym at 6 am https://t.co/otgwaX0kbx— Dumb Bozo (@davelozo) April 9, 2017
Say it again one more time for the people in the back:
when you're a leather couch but ball is life pic.twitter.com/p8YIswDXBE— nick (@nick_pants) April 9, 2017
Ball. Is. Life.