Winning can do weird things to a fan. You’re more extroverted than normal, more likely to embarrass yourself in front of strangers, and sometimes you just need to eat some horse poop.
No....don’t eat the horse shit...don’t do it.....YOU ARE BETTER THAN TH...oh no pic.twitter.com/NfyES9sjp0— Laces Out (@LacesOutShow) February 5, 2018
Look, I know you’re probably grossed out by this, but this act helps make up for the Eagles fans who have been punching police horses in the face the last couple of weeks. You know all the horses were like “These Eagles fans need to eat shit,” so this fan took one on the chin for the team.
It’s like my grandma always used to say: “Better to eat horse waste than punch horse face.”
The weirdest thing about all this is that it’s not even the first time this has happened. When the Cavaliers won the NBA Championship in 2016 a fan ate horse poop there as well:
Cleveland fans are so happy they are eating shit with no remorse pic.twitter.com/erltWEbuf5— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 23, 2016
So maybe this is a time + excitement + pent up sadness = likelihood to eat horse poop? If that’s true, then God help us when the Browns finally win the Super Bowl.