The Rangers have a new ballpark item that will either make you drool or recoil in fear. There is no middle ground.
The Rangers Dilly Dog looks interesting. pic.twitter.com/RPV0cFIcAO— Anthony Andro (@aandro) March 26, 2018
Do I like corndogs? Yes. Do I like pickles? Yes. This all checks out.
More than anything I’m impressed by the culinary science of this. It takes a deft hand to make a corn dog and ensure the hot dog stays hot despite being wrapped in a pickle insulator. Really this is a ballpark beef wellington, and I’ve seen enough people mess those up on Hell’s Kitchen to be impressed.
I also like that it looks like a giant olive when you have a cross section. All hail martini dog.
UPDATE: So far the Dilly Dog is a MAMMOTH success. The Rangers have already sold $25,000 in pickle dogs. What a time to be alive.