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Driver allegedly poops on man following road rage incident in Pennsylvania

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A road rage incident in Pennsylvania allegedly led to one man pooping on another, according to Lehigh Valley Live.

Henry George Weaver, whose age was not disclosed, was arrested by police on Sunday morning after a road rage incident at approximately 8:45 a.m. somehow led to one of the parties being pooped on. A short statement by police was issued explaining what happened.

“The accused and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim,” Pennsylvania State Police said in a succinct news release.

This is an appropriately 2018 way to handle disputes. In the past, our forefathers would just shoot each other in a duel, now we have the doo-el (pun courtesy of Ryan Nanni). I’ll be the first to say that this is totally disgusting, but I’m also impressed by the mechanics of the incident because life is a striation of grays.

There had to be some sort of pin employed here, because you can’t just run bare-assed at someone and expect to get an angry poop off under pressure like that. The poopee could simply wind up the window and block the pooper from defecating. So I have to imagine both parties were out of the car, and there was some sort of a kerfuffle which led to the roadside pooping.

What is up with the last few years and pooping? We’re only a few days removed from a jogging pooper being caught in Australia, now this. Can’t we go just a few days without people pooping on, or near, each other?