Are you a general baseball fan just looking for a team to call your own? Paul Caputo has the solution: a mammoth flow chart designed to identify the one team for which you're best suited. While every joke may not be a home run, the sheer volume keeps it from falling flat, especially if you read the box in the upper left as "I am afraid of large clowns" like I did.
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