Remember when Bryce Harper was asked about drinking a beer in Canada, and he responded with, "That's a clown question, bro"? It was great. So I took my time -- a solid two days, apparently -- to think of a super hilarious joke and Friday afternoon I tweeted it out:
"What's your favorite kind of music, Bryce?" "That's a sound question, bro."
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) June 15, 2012
Turns out, the Internet had lots of similar jokes at the ready! We were off!
"Hey Bryce, what's your favorite shape? Is it a circle?" "That's a round question, bro."
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) June 15, 2012
"Yo Bryce, what field has been your favorite to play on this season?" "That's a ground question, bro."
— Cory Williams (@cwilliams2k4) June 15, 2012
"Hey Bryce, why aren't you smiling?" "That's a frown question, bro."
— Cory Williams (@cwilliams2k4) June 15, 2012
@ry_hudson "Hey Bryce, Is Serj Tankian a great lead singer?" "That's a System of a Down question, bro."
— Chris Mottram (@ChrisMottram) June 15, 2012
"Bryce, what's your date wearing to the gala this evening?" "That's a gown question, bro."
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) June 15, 2012
@ry_hudson "Hey Bryce, what's your favorite turn-of-the-century rap-rock band?" "That's a Crazy Town question, bro."
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) June 15, 2012
@ChrisMottram @ry_hudson "Bryce what's it like to backup Jay Cutler?" "That's a McCown question, bro"
— Alex Nobert (@alexnobert) June 15, 2012
@ry_hudson "Hey Bryce, what's your favorite coconut candy?" "That's a Mounds question, bro"
— Chris Mottram (@ChrisMottram) June 15, 2012
"Bryce, have you ever thought of putting this all in your reah view?" "That's a Town question, bro"
— Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) June 15, 2012
"Bryce, what's your favorite image website?" "That's a FFFFFound question, bro."
— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) June 15, 2012
And this is just a sampling. Obviously there are many more. Let's see your best efforts in the comments, bro.