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Dreams of a Horsehide Fiend: Colon vs. Harang, a classic matchup

It'll be a classic or something.

Bartolo Colon is 5'8 and 350 pounds.

Aaron Harang is 7' and weighs about 450.

Kind of a freak show. Things could get strange.


Time and mortality have no bearing on transcendentally mystic battles such as these.





Combined, they have played in every division in the majors and have been employed by 14 franchises, including:

The Yankees, Red Sox, White Sox, Indians, Athletics, Angels, Rangers, Mariners, Braves, Mets, Expos, Reds, Dodgers and Padres.

Both of them were drafted before Y2K.


Oh, and they're both going to "hit"! No amount of Photoshopping could make that better than it already is.