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If you want to see Giancarlo Stanton shirtless, there's a new music video for that

[baseball pun about sex]

Presumably you saw somewhere out there on the internet that Miami Marlins star Giancarlo Stanton is shirtless in a music video, and that’s how you ended up here. So you could see him shirtless in a music video. Listen, we don’t blame you: We are posting it, after all, as a service to both our and Stanton’s fans.

Don’t be ashamed of your feelings; they’re what make you human.

Sorry, sorry, video first, explanation second.

Lexy Panterra released a new music video, and TMZ announced it to the world while letting people know that Stanton is in it without a shirt. That is ... about all there is to it. He just kind of lays there with no shirt on, while Lexy crawls all over his shirtless self. Which, as mentioned, is sans shirt.

Would this have been better if Panterra’s crew painted him into a Marlins jersey like ESPN did for parts of its Body Issue shoot a few years back? “Better” is ... subjective here, for sure.

Either way, congrats on the music video sex, Giancarlo.