Oh Shawn Kemp, oh Shawn Kemp, wherefore art thou, Shawn Kemp? The former Sonics great was performing Shakespeare before all the World's stage (or really, just the stage of a Seattle fundraiser) on Sunday. To wear a Sonics jersey, or not to wear a Sonics jersey? That was the question Kemp had to answer, and he ultimately decided that the green No. 40 apron was the thing.
↵While you may be here to bury his performance, not to praise it, I would say you doth protest too much. All that seems awkward is not awkward. Acting, thy name is Shawn.
↵Good night, sweet Reignman. We shall forever compare thee's game to a Blake Griffin.
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