These Miami Heat fans are ridiculous

To begin, let's check out the streets of Miami.

Ric Flair would be so proud. WOO!

As a single person, this absolutely stuns me. This man is wearing a gigantic fake ring devoted to a basketball team on his head. I can't even imagine how long this took to make. Glitter, rhinestones, the whole shebang. I do have to doff my cap to his craftsmanship, however.

WHERE ARE THESE KIDS' PARENTS? Sunglasses indoors = bad. Sunglasses with things written on the lenses = even worse. Someone call Child Protective Services.