We here at SB Nation watch a lot of basketball. We watch NBA basketball, college basketball, D-League basketball and occasionally international basketball. It is a good sport and we like it. But in all of our years watching hoops, no one here can ever remember seeing a player wear these big-ass mittens on the bench like Patrick Patterson.
Patrick Patterson is ready to take your cookies out of the oven. pic.twitter.com/IIwIjhAl6L— Jake Fischer (@JakeLFischer) March 3, 2015
In any case, he's ready to take the cookies out of the oven as soon as the timer goes off:
Tyler Hansbrough looks hungry.
Update: It appears that Patterson is just trying to keep his hands warm. Makes sense.