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NBA: Chicago Bulls at Memphis Grizzlies Nelson Chenault-USA TODAY Sports

This is the true story of nine awful squads picked to play in a league with a perverse incentive structure and have their games broadcast to find out what happens when tanking teams stop being polite and start getting real.

The Memphis Grizzlies had lost 18 straight games and had the worst record in the NBA (just barely). The Chicago Bulls had the eighth-worst record in the NBA due to a series of tanking misfortunes — the Bulls are almost as bad at being bad as they are bad at being good right now. The teams played each other Thursday with everything and nothing on the line.

Jarell Martin gave Memphis a 110-109 lead with just over 24 seconds left. The Bulls didn’t take a timeout and ran the clock down so that ... Antonio Blakeney (yes, Antonio Blakeney) could take a contested three-pointer with 1.8 seconds left. It bricked badly, but — there’s always a but with the Bulls — Tyreke Evans fouled Blakeney (yes, Antonio Blakeney) on the shot! Blakeney (yes, Antonio Blakeney) hit two of three free throws. Memphis took a timeout and got a shot of middling quality for Marc Gasol, who didn’t hit (and a post-buzzer tap-in didn’t count). Bulls win. Grizzlies streak reaches 19.

Here’s the thing: the Grizzlies were trying to win and seemed quite pained by the loss! Memphis had Gasol, Evans, JaMychal Green, Martin, and Wayne Selden in during crunch time. The Bulls had Cam Payne, Cristiano Felicio, Paul Zipser, Blakeney (yes, Antonio Blakeney), and Noah Vonleh in. Chicago did everything it possibly could to lose this game short of actually throwing it, and they won.

Chicago, you are so, so bad at this.

(Shout out to @nbaayy for bringing this to the world’s attention.)

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