Rivalries need trophies but in the case of Iowa and Iowa State, perhaps a simple pat on the back would've done better. Somehow, this was what came out of discussions for a new Cy-Hawk trophy, which isn't nearly as menacing as the name would lead one to believe.
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Spencer Hall already mercilessly mocked the trophy into oblivion, so I'll just nod and point you in the direction of EDSBS.