A university named Texas Tech released the following football intro video, and they told you it was the perfect country-western football intro video. You wrote them back a letter and told them it is not the perfect country-western football intro video because it hasn't said anything at all about Mama or trains or trucks or prison or gettin' drunk.
↵It does, however, mention "chaps" within its first 10 words, as do all official school statements involving Tommy Tuberville. He has the weirdest contract you've ever seen.
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