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Two days after Bobby Petrino's dismissal, the rest of us are still laughing. But while reporters pore through his school-issued cell phone records -- full of calls and texts to his mistress -- Petrino's got to find something to do with himself. What's a man like him to do when the paychecks stop and the next one looks far, far, far away?
Well, the first thing he's gonna need is an informercial to sell his area of expertise -- lies. What's he pushing? The Bobby Petrino Book Of Lies.