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2014 NFL COMBINE MEASUREMENT ANALYSIS: THESE DUDES REAL BIG

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NFL prospects are being weighed and measured in Indianapolis. They're all really big. Let's break down what you need to know about each player's size.

TIMMY JERNIGAN, FLORIDA STATE DT: BIGGITY BIGGITY BIG
TIMMY JERNIGAN, FLORIDA STATE DT: BIGGITY BIGGITY BIG
Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Kelvin Benjamin, Florida State WR:

GAWD DAMN HE BIG

Anthony Barr, UCLA LB:

HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG???

Kony Ealy, Missouri DE:

BIG AS ALL HELL

Anthony Steen, Alabama OG:

Weston Richburg, Colorado State C:

BOOTY SO BIG YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT

Bishop Sankey, Washington RB:

MORE LIKE BIGSHOP SANKEY

Antonio Richardson, Tennessee OT:

"HE KNOW HE BIG/ HE KNOW HE BIG/ BIG AS A MOTHERFUCKER," PERFORMED TO THE TUNE OF LIL SCRAPPY'S "BAD (THAT'S HER)"

Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina DE:

HARDEE'S BIG

Greg Robinson, Auburn OT:

PIGGLY WIGGLY BIG

David Yankey, Stanford OG:

DEATH STAR BIG

Michael Sam, Missouri DE:

BRANSON BIG

Louis Nix III, Notre Dame DT:

JACKSONVILLE BIG (DAMN)

Blake Bortles, UCF QB:

EPCOT BIG

Travis Swanson, Arkansas C:

LIKE, JUST-GAVE-UP-SMOKING BIG

Taylor Lewan, Michigan OT:

B1G

Xavier Su'a-Filo, UCLA OG:

SWEDISH BIG, AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Cyril Richardson, Baylor OG:

THICKER THAN A SNICKER

Cyrus Kouandjio, Alabama OT:

BIG AS HIS DAMN BROTHER

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Alabama DB:

BIG AS HIS DAMN NAME

Kyle Van Noy, BYU LB:

HIS DAMN SHADOW WEIGHS 10 POUNDS

Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville QB:

SKINNYBIG

Justin Gilbert, Oklahoma State CB:

BIGSKINNY

Mike Evans, Texas A&M WR:

LARGE, SIZABLE, SUBSTANTIAL, GREAT, HUGE, IMMENSE, ENORMOUS, EXTENSIVE, COLOSSAL, MASSIVE, MAMMOTH, VAST, TREMENDOUS, GIGANTIC, GIANT, MONUMENTAL, MIGHTY, GARGANTUAN, ELEPHANTINE, TITANIC, MOUNTAINOUS, BROBDINGNAGIAN

Zack Martin, Notre Dame OT:

POPE HAT BIG

Chris Borland, Wisconsin LB:

BIG AS A DAMN BASS PRO SHOP

C.J. Mosley, Alabama LB:

MAN, LOOK HERE

Carlos Hyde, Ohio State RB:

I WAS LIKE, "DAMN"

Jace Amaro, Texas Tech TE:

KLIFF KINGSBURY'S FAVORITE SONG IS "JUICY" BY NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

Zach Mettenberger, LSU QB:

GEORGIA BIG *AND* LOUISIANA BIG? GTFO

Tajh Boyd, Clemson QB:

YOU ALREADY KNOW

Will Sutton, Arizona State DT:

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M QB:

LITTLE DUDE