On Wednesday, Tom Brady issued instructions to Patriots fans with regard to Sunday's home game against the Chargers:
↵↵↵"Yeah, start drinking early," Brady said with a snicker. "Get nice and rowdy. It's a 4:15 game, a lot of time to get lubed up. Come out here, and cheer for the home team."
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Thankfully, the team later clarified in an official capacity:
↵↵↵"He meant 'stay hydrated, drink a lot of water. Be loud, drink responsibly.'"
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Right on. Nothing gets a team amped up more than looking over a huddle and seeing 68,000 fans who have to pee real bad. It's okay, y'all, just don't think about water. In other news, Philip Rivers is expected to start for the Chargers.
↵(Via Shutdown Corner)