This is the story of a man and his goat. The two are practically made for each other. They eat Doritos at the table together, they eat Doritos while building things together and they eat Doritos long into the night.
But then this man sees a problem. They both really love Doritos and the goat is a threat to his snacking. When he attempts to lock himself in a room with a few bags, the goat does not take too kindly to this. The goat screams. The goat smashes things. And the commercial ends right when we're about to see if the goat turns on his owner.