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Sunday Night Football: Live coverage of Giants vs. Cowboys

The first Sunday of the NFL season is here. Come talk football with us.

Ronald Martinez

Tale of the turnovers

Ryan Van Bibber [11:43 PM]:

night everyone. thanks for joining us!


Ryan Van Bibber [11:43 PM]:

@sgw94 lol, didn’t look like it


Stephen White [11:43 PM]:

Its been real, folks


Ryan Van Bibber [11:43 PM]:

Giants now 4-1 at Jerry World


Stephen White [11:43 PM]:

Im guess the Cowboys have never practiced onside kicks smh


Stephen White [11:42 PM]:

Gotta be kidding me


Ryan Van Bibber [11:41 PM]:

@oscardevon3 says a lot about passer rating as a stat


oscardevon3 [11:41 PM]:

Eli still has that high of a passer rating?


Ricky O'Donnell [11:39 PM]:

@tjarks the Bears under Lovie knew all about that


Ryan Van Bibber [11:37 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Al Michaels’ rookie MNF appearance


Jonathan Tjarks [11:37 PM]:


Clay Wendler [11:37 PM]:

herschel walker TD, hell yeah


Clay Wendler [11:35 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [11:35 PM]:

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ELI-MANNING-INTERCEPTIONFACE.gif


oscardevon3 [11:33 PM]:

@sgw94 It’s never Eli’s fault. NEVER.


Stephen White [11:32 PM]:

LMAOOOO HOW IS HE NOT BLAMING ELI AT ALL?!


Ryan Van Bibber [11:32 PM]:

@sgw94 ugh, gonna have to


oscardevon3 [11:32 PM]:

Da’rel scott you have to turn around quicker


Stephen White [11:31 PM]:

Giants will be trying out RBs this year


oscardevon3 [11:31 PM]:

And that ends the game.


Stephen White [11:31 PM]:

Welp. And there it is


Ryan Van Bibber [11:30 PM]:

and that’s about it


Ryan Van Bibber [11:30 PM]:

here we go … the final countdown


Stephen White [11:30 PM]:

First huge test oh Kiffin’s defense. Can they close out the game?


oscardevon3 [11:23 PM]:

That was such a critical tackle.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:22 PM]:

@sgw94 yeah, that was confusing


oscardevon3 [11:21 PM]:

Are we really saying he “swung?”


Stephen White [11:21 PM]:

Are they just making up rules tonight?


Mark Ennis [11:20 PM]:

NYG held and they still got to Manning


Stephen White [11:20 PM]:

Dummy runs into the kicker


Stephen White [11:19 PM]:

Definitely looks like a the kinda dance a guy with a Mohawk would do


Mark Ennis [11:19 PM]:

Dallas never makes it easy.


Ryan Van Bibber [11:18 PM]:

so much salsa


Clay Wendler [11:17 PM]:


oscardevon3 [11:15 PM]:

JPP!


Stephen White [11:15 PM]:

This is soooooo Cowboys


oscardevon3 [11:15 PM]:

Back to back.


oscardevon3 [11:14 PM]:

Oh hey welcome back Giants D-Line


Stephen White [11:14 PM]:

All these passes…


oscardevon3 [11:13 PM]:

Finally they call it


Stephen White [11:13 PM]:

How does the guy standing right beside that not call it?!


Stephen White [11:13 PM]:

Man Aaron Ross must be paying off the refs


Stephen White [11:12 PM]:

Pistol?


mattw [11:12 PM]:

wow bs


oscardevon3 [11:12 PM]:

Murray needs a breather?


SEC_Logo [11:10 PM]:

Ask a guy who’s playing against Peyton and Cruz in Fantasy anything. GO!


oscardevon3 [11:09 PM]:

That said.. Eli is unflappable.


Clay Wendler [11:08 PM]:

i’m so jelly of teams with stud QBs :(


Clay Wendler [11:08 PM]:


oscardevon3 [11:08 PM]:

Cruz is showing out


Rodger Sherman [11:06 PM]:

the cowboys have a +4 turnover margin and are up six.


Stephen White [11:06 PM]:

Unreal


Ryan Van Bibber [11:05 PM]:

another one to Cruz … three!


Stephen White [11:04 PM]:

Cowboys just cant close this thing out


Ryan Van Bibber [11:00 PM]:

he’s at 45 attempts for the game so far


Ricky O'Donnell [10:57 PM]:

Pretty impressive stat from the broadcast: Romo 44 passes without getting sacked


Mark Ennis [10:53 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman He only gets 6 carries per game so he has to make them count.


Rodger Sherman [10:53 PM]:

demarco murray makes 6.5 giants miss on that four yard gain


mattw [10:53 PM]:

the giants really don’t want to tackle demarco


Clay Wendler [10:52 PM]:


oscardevon3 [10:52 PM]:

If you can’t stop anyone, it’s over.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:51 PM]:

oh yeah, a 10 point game in the NFC East … not even close to over


Stephen White [10:50 PM]:

So maybe its not over


Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:

The helmet did break the plane. Good call.


Rodger Sherman [10:48 PM]:

ugh, why does this have to still be close


Ryan Van Bibber [10:48 PM]:

3rd 1:44
Giants 17
Cowboys 27

oscardevon3 [10:48 PM]:

Why do the dance when you’re down?


mattw [10:47 PM]:

awesome play cruz


realitycheck41 [10:47 PM]:

I’ve been cringing this entire game. Both sides. Horrible.


Mark Ennis [10:46 PM]:

And he didn’t fumble.


oscardevon3 [10:46 PM]:

Best run of the night.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:45 PM]:

that’s a pretty nice by Nicks


Ryan Van Bibber [10:44 PM]:

3rd 3:23
Giants 10
Cowboys 27

Stephen White [10:44 PM]:

That isn’t good. Claiborne cant stay healthy


vlad3217 [10:41 PM]:

@oscardevon3 If he dies, he dies.


oscardevon3 [10:41 PM]:

So… when the Giants face the Broncos next week, do we expect mercy from Peyton?


Stephen White [10:40 PM]:

Its amazing the level of ineptitude we have seen on both sides during this game that the Cowboys have still managed to score 27 points


Mark Ennis [10:39 PM]:

Hard to envision the Giants being able to come back from this. But now they have an excuse to not run the ball and fumble anymore.


Stephen White [10:39 PM]:

Well I think that’ll do, folks.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:39 PM]:

nice catch by Witten there


Nabae Asfar [10:38 PM]:

tight ends are taking over football


Mark Ennis [10:38 PM]:

Did they tackle him by the dreads?


oscardevon3 [10:37 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber It’s the formula that works


Ryan Van Bibber [10:36 PM]:

watch the Giants lose two more, then win the Super Bowl on a Wildcard bid


oscardevon3 [10:36 PM]:

Coughlin is probably this close to having a heart attack on the sidelines


Ryan Van Bibber [10:35 PM]:

FIVE TURNOVERS


Mark Ennis [10:35 PM]:

I’m not sure we could cram more mistakes into one football game without Rich Kotite coaching.


oscardevon3 [10:33 PM]:

Karma right there.


oscardevon3 [10:33 PM]:

And special teams failure.


Stephen White [10:33 PM]:

Definitely PI


oscardevon3 [10:33 PM]:

Aaron Ross? He still can make plays like that?


Stephen White [10:32 PM]:

Until he cuts that Mohawk JPP is gonna have problems


Mark Ennis [10:30 PM]:

@sgw94 it’s like they forget they’re allowed to do that.


Stephen White [10:29 PM]:

How about run the ball here?


Stephen White [10:28 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman awesome!!!


oscardevon3 [10:28 PM]:

Gotta pick ones like those off


Ryan Van Bibber [10:27 PM]:

@sgw94 good thing they chased off Wade Phillips


Rodger Sherman [10:27 PM]:

@sgw94 http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2013/9/8/4708494/usc-coliseum-fire-lane-kiffin


Stephen White [10:26 PM]:

Defense is saving offensive “guru” Jason Garrett’s ass tonight. Not sure anybody, not even Martz, has been more overrated than Garrett


oscardevon3 [10:25 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Thanks. Forgot for a moment


Rodger Sherman [10:25 PM]:

if you subtract the one throw, eli manning’s statline is a war crime


Rodger Sherman [10:24 PM]:

@oscardevon3 maryland!


Ryan Van Bibber [10:23 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman he’s sick of all these turnovers!


Rodger Sherman [10:22 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber kinda sums up the game, doesn’t it


oscardevon3 [10:21 PM]:

Da’rel Scott… LSU RB?


oscardevon3 [10:20 PM]:

So… who’s Wilson’s backup?


Mark Ennis [10:19 PM]:

Gross.


oscardevon3 [10:19 PM]:

So… will David Wilson have that Tiki Barber turnaround in his career?


Ryan Van Bibber [10:18 PM]:


Stephen White [10:17 PM]:

He best go get some tweezers for all the splinters he is about to accumulate riding the pine


Mark Ennis [10:17 PM]:

He thought he was in Coughlin’s dog house before!


oscardevon3 [10:17 PM]:

Yeah… Coughlin is about to bench this dude. Immediately.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:17 PM]:

rough day for David Wilson


Stephen White [10:17 PM]:

Did he really just fumble? Yep


oscardevon3 [10:17 PM]:

David Wilson cannot be a RB.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:16 PM]:

you gotta be kidding me


oscardevon3 [10:16 PM]:

Perfect LB Blitz. Got right by him.


Stephen White [10:16 PM]:

There it is


Ryan Van Bibber [10:16 PM]:

nice sack by Carter there


oscardevon3 [10:13 PM]:

A little short? Talk about underthrown.


Stephen White [10:13 PM]:

Get him out of the game, can’t throw


oscardevon3 [10:11 PM]:

Giants need to “aggravate” that “injury” of Tony Romo’s. Test the ribs a few more time.


oscardevon3 [10:10 PM]:

This reminds me of the Ravens and Ray Rice. For whatever reason, they refused to give him more than maybe 10-15 touches. When they gave him more.. good things happens.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:10 PM]:

Al Michaels says Romo was in obvious pain warming up


Ryan Van Bibber [10:08 PM]:

@Mark Ennis shame too since they have Murray to run the ball


PFT Commenter [10:08 PM]:

sick of Tony Romos chinadoll ribs,, now you guys can see the disavantage of playing indoors you got no dirt 2 rub on bruises


Ryan Van Bibber [10:08 PM]:

@oscardevon3 the turnovers are killing them


Mark Ennis [10:06 PM]:

@sgw94 Dallas always does this. They get worked up and bail on the running game.


oscardevon3 [10:06 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Expected more fluidity from both offenses, even being the 1st game of the season.


Stephen White [10:06 PM]:

Pretty sure Victor Cruz is leading the league in yards per catch right now. By a mile.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:05 PM]:

Romo’s coming back, but you have to wonder how much his ribs are hurting and how that impacts him?


Stephen White [10:05 PM]:

Jeebus, Romo has already thrown the ball 33 times?!?!?


Ryan Van Bibber [10:05 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [10:03 PM]:

@oscardevon3 how so?


oscardevon3 [10:01 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Not meeting them at all.


Ryan Van Bibber [10:01 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [10:00 PM]:

how’s the game square w/ expectations so far?


Mark Ennis [9:58 PM]:

After a pretty sloppy half of football, we’re headed to the locker room with Dallas leading 13-10.


Stephen White [9:57 PM]:

Such an odd first half. Not sure any team can be happy right now.


oscardevon3 [9:55 PM]:

She couldn’t even look at the play. She turned her head real quick


PFT Commenter [9:54 PM]:

Candace getanyworse


oscardevon3 [9:54 PM]:

Hey.. those ribs look done.


oscardevon3 [9:53 PM]:

He got absolutely sandwiched.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:53 PM]:

crap, right in the ribs on Romo


Stephen White [9:53 PM]:

So Terrance Williams needs a new set of hands. And Romo is hurt.


oscardevon3 [9:53 PM]:

Romo down?


Raymie Humbert [9:52 PM]:

Where has Dez Bryant been? Expected more from him.


Clay Wendler [9:52 PM]:

romo gonna have 60 attempts


oscardevon3 [9:52 PM]:

Catch the ball with your hands. Don’t be afraid of the ball. Cringing and stuff


Ryan Van Bibber [9:51 PM]:

ugly attempt to catch that in his chest


Stephen White [9:51 PM]:

Cluster…


oscardevon3 [9:51 PM]:

Big drop right there.


Mike E. Kaye [9:51 PM]:

hahhahaa Terrence Williams


Ryan Van Bibber [9:49 PM]:

ugh, head-to-head hit w/ the NYG guys there


oscardevon3 [9:46 PM]:

So in the 2nd half, typical Cowboys move and Dez Bryant ends up being more open?


Stephen White [9:43 PM]:

Will Allen really isnt a starting safety. But…nobody else better n the Cowboys right now.


Mark Ennis [9:43 PM]:

And as soon as I praise them they give that throw up.


oscardevon3 [9:43 PM]:

Cruz just ran by him. I mean literally. Ran by him. Without any challenge.


Stephen White [9:43 PM]:

Welp. How does a guy get that wide open in two minute drill?


oscardevon3 [9:42 PM]:

So where is the Giants running game? I feel as though Coughlin is about to put David Wilson in Time outt again.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis i’d agree. on the flip side, the Giants lines, both of them, look a little flat


Mark Ennis [9:41 PM]:

I have to say Dallas looks pretty sharp so far. Seem more aggressive, if that makes sense.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:38 PM]:

@sgw94 and no Dan Connor on that play either


mattw [9:38 PM]:

which LB does stop that against witten? he a wiiiiiiideee frame man


Stephen White [9:37 PM]:

There it is. Witten up the seam over two guys for six.


Stephen White [9:37 PM]:

Anybody heard from Tuck tonight? I kinda feel like he has been getting a pass the last few years.


oscardevon3 [9:36 PM]:

Hey Giants.. tackling works.


Stephen White [9:36 PM]:

Helluva run after catch by Murray


mattw [9:36 PM]:

it’d be real cool if someone got tackled in this game


PFT Commenter [9:35 PM]:

@mattw if i wanted 2 watch soccer id go to my neighbors daugthers JV game again


mattw [9:34 PM]:

@PFT Commenter so european and stuff


PFT Commenter [9:34 PM]:

if u fake a injury your owner should fake your salary


Stephen White [9:34 PM]:

@Clay Wendler that’s making me dizzy lol


Stephen White [9:33 PM]:

@mattw depends on how he feels. If his back holds up Id say two games, maybe three at the most.


Clay Wendler [9:33 PM]:


mattw [9:32 PM]:

@sgw94 a month? a couple of games?


Ryan Van Bibber [9:31 PM]:


Stephen White [9:31 PM]:

Its unfair to expect JPP to look close to his normal self all things considered. People don’t understand that you need practice and game reps as a pass rusher to get your rhythm with knocking hands down and get your footwork right. Its going to take him awhile to sharpen his tools up again.


DougieNix [9:30 PM]:

Trying to decide if this game or the BC-Wake game this last week is a sloppier mess.


Mark Ennis [9:30 PM]:

Definitely seems like a lot of opening night jitters tonight.


Stephen White [9:25 PM]:

That was an egregious hold on Selvie that wasn’t called


Mark Ennis [9:25 PM]:

Geez. Nice job on Hatcher, NYG OL. Complete whiff.


Mark Ennis [9:24 PM]:


Stephen White [9:24 PM]:

People forget that Bruce Carter plays essentially the same position that Derrick Brooks used to play and Briggs plays now in Chicago.


Stephen White [9:23 PM]:

Matter of fact thats essentially the same set up Brandon Marshall scored the game winning TD against the Bengals today. The safety had Miles one on one. Should’ve cooked him.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:23 PM]:

@sgw94 he and Witten ended up in the same spot


oscardevon3 [9:23 PM]:

@Mike E. Kaye Oh absolutely this is great.


Mike E. Kaye [9:22 PM]:

As an Eagles fan, I am enjoying this game to no end


Stephen White [9:22 PM]:

miles shouldve run a corner route I think. Wouldve been wide open


Ryan Van Bibber [9:22 PM]:

Woah, that 360-degree view NBC just showed is incredible


oscardevon3 [9:18 PM]:

Diddy is still relevant?


Stephen White [9:17 PM]:

Why is Diddy on my Tee Vee?


Stephen White [9:17 PM]:

Jason Garrett has the greatest 20-20 offense ever known to man but consistently looks clueless in the redzone SMH


Stephen White [9:16 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber


Ryan Van Bibber [9:15 PM]:

@Mark Ennis lol


Mark Ennis [9:15 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber Lane’s first move: fires his dad again.


oscardevon3 [9:15 PM]:

HANDS man. HANDS.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:15 PM]:

@Mark Ennis “Jerry Jones announces Cowboys have hired Lane Kiffin to replace Jason Garrett”


oscardevon3 [9:14 PM]:

I haven’t noticed the Giants pass rush at all.


Stephen White [9:14 PM]:

This is a nice workman like drive for the Cowboys


Mark Ennis [9:13 PM]:

Have to love the Dallas Cowboys’ staff of washed out college coaches.


Stephen White [9:13 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I’ve been trying to think of a back similar to his running style but I can’t come up with one.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:13 PM]:

@oscardevon3 yeah, i was surprised the Packers-49ers didn’t get it


Mark Ennis [9:12 PM]:

Tell ya what, Murray is the one delivering the hits when he has the ball.


Jonathan Tjarks [9:12 PM]:

got to give the people what they want, ratings don’t lie


oscardevon3 [9:09 PM]:

This was the premier game for SNF? Did they not have other options?


oscardevon3 [9:07 PM]:

Dez Bryant finally getting a catch?


Mark Ennis [9:07 PM]:

So we had what, four turnovers, a 91 yard INT return, each team with a first and goal, and no touchdowns.


Stephen White [9:06 PM]:

@oscardevon3 if they do I can’t understand why.


Jonathan Tjarks [9:06 PM]:

they fear their offensive line


oscardevon3 [9:06 PM]:

@sgw94 They fear the Giants secondary that much?


Stephen White [9:05 PM]:

I can’t understand why the Cowboys aren’t taking shots down the field with the WRs they have


oscardevon3 [9:03 PM]:

Is this the Sunday night game we were expecting?


Clay Wendler [9:03 PM]:


SEC_Logo [9:02 PM]:

This is funny for Fantasy nerds everywhere.


Nabae Asfar [9:02 PM]:

tom coughlin giving wilson the business


Stephen White [9:02 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber yeah definitely normal. A lot of times these offensive units haven’t all played together till the regular season.


Ryan Van Bibber [9:00 PM]:

@sgw94 question for you, lots of sloppy play today … seems like that’s not unusual for Week 1. Has that been your experience?


Stephen White [9:00 PM]:

Sorry, got a little excited


Mark Ennis [9:00 PM]:

i feel like I’m watching UConn’s spring game.


oscardevon3 [9:00 PM]:

And Eli eats that.


Stephen White [9:00 PM]:

GEORGE SELVIE!!!!


PFT Commenter [9:00 PM]:

they coud sure use a country strong kid like hedgecock out there plowin doen some LBs


Ryan Van Bibber [9:00 PM]:

@sgw94 good point


Ryan Van Bibber [8:59 PM]:

Williams’ fault there. changed his route


Stephen White [8:59 PM]:

Its into double coverage REGARDLESS


Mike E. Kaye [8:59 PM]:

No one wants to play offense


oscardevon3 [8:59 PM]:

All is right in the World again.


Stephen White [8:58 PM]:

Romo’d again SMDH


Ryan Van Bibber [8:58 PM]:

whew, and now we’ve got a Romo pick … the axis of the Earth are returning to normal now


Oh No Romo [8:58 PM]:

And that is the universe balancing itself…


Stephen White [8:58 PM]:

Maybe CC couldve mentioned that even if Romo had handled that snap just fine NOBODY LAID A HAND ON THE DEFENSIVE TACKLE THAT LANDED ON HIM


Mark Ennis [8:58 PM]:

Frederick played in front of 90,000 every week at Wisconsin. What the hell is Collinsworth talking about?


Ryan Van Bibber [8:58 PM]:

@sgw94 was that him or was it a bad snap by the center?


oscardevon3 [8:57 PM]:

Hey maybe if Romo gets broken ribs again…


Stephen White [8:57 PM]:

Romo’d


Jim Bankoff [8:57 PM]:

“Giants trail after 2 turnovers” - hard to keep up, I suppose


Ryan Van Bibber [8:56 PM]:

huge hole


oscardevon3 [8:56 PM]:

Trademark Romo-Witten play.


Stephen White [8:56 PM]:

Nice RAC by Witten for the first down.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:56 PM]:

huge hold in the middle for Witten there


Mark Ennis [8:55 PM]:

Cowboys only intercepted seven passes all of last year. Already have two in the first quarter tonight.


oscardevon3 [8:54 PM]:

And that hasn’t been the only one tonight.


Stephen White [8:54 PM]:

I guess I spoke too soon.


oscardevon3 [8:54 PM]:

There’s a blatant holding.


SEC_Logo [8:54 PM]:

Eli Manning now has 2 INTs in the 1st quarter, that’s more than Ole Miss in their first 2 games. #HOTSPORTSTAKEZ


oscardevon3 [8:52 PM]:

Someone do an APB on Eli Manning. Or the whole Giants Offense.


Stephen White [8:52 PM]:

Don’t be the nail, son.


oscardevon3 [8:51 PM]:

Are we sure that’s a Manning at Quarterback?


Stephen White [8:51 PM]:

Eli went Romo. Also it doesn’t appear the refs are in the mood to call holding on either team tonight.


Clay Wendler [8:50 PM]:

too much football in his pants


Stephen White [8:50 PM]:

I still marvel that David Wilson talked about being a future Hall of Famer as a rookie and I laughed so hard and he promptly showed enough for the Giants to get Ahmad Bradshaw up outta there. He is legit too.


Oh No Romo [8:50 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber I fear there will be some balancing of the universe at some point in this game.


Mike E. Kaye [8:50 PM]:

The Giants apparently trust their defense…smh.


oscardevon3 [8:50 PM]:

We sure these are the New York Giants?


Mark Ennis [8:50 PM]:

Three possessions and three turnovers for the Giants.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:49 PM]:

THREE TURNOVERS … and it’s got nothing to do with Romo


Ryan Van Bibber [8:49 PM]:

@SEC_Logo the hottest of hot takez


SEC_Logo [8:48 PM]:

I’m I in the right place for all the SNF #HOTSPORTSTAKEZ ?


oscardevon3 [8:46 PM]:

Giants Offense has to be able to help out this Giants Defense.


Stephen White [8:45 PM]:

Well that series sucked.


Stephen White [8:45 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber yeah, I always felt like he just needed the right situation. You won’t find a harder worker that’s for sure.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:43 PM]:

@PFT Commenter strong take


Mike E. Kaye [8:43 PM]:

that was the weakest lead block ever


PFT Commenter [8:43 PM]:

tom coughlins doghouse sounds like just a heck of a chili restraunt


Stephen White [8:43 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber well…he had a helluva first preseason game at least lol But through attrition he starts


Ryan Van Bibber [8:43 PM]:

@sgw94 Rams drafted him, and he had a good start there … regime change though


Ryan Van Bibber [8:42 PM]:

@sgw94 he had a helluva preseason for Dal


Stephen White [8:42 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber on Carter?


PFT Commenter [8:42 PM]:

coughlins going 2 need to make that kid carry round a football like coach use to make us do in the old days,, in the shower i mean everywhere


Stephen White [8:42 PM]:

Selvie with the recovery. Cut by the Bucs a few months ago after Jacksonville didnt want to retain him. Also, I coached him his true freshman year in college. Couldn’t be more proud.


Mark Ennis [8:41 PM]:

Wow, Giants. Careless with the football.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:41 PM]:

Ware picks off Eli on very first play

The Cowboys got off to a good start on Sunday night.


Matthew Fairburn [8:41 PM]:

Former NFL scout on Cowboys CB Morris Claiborne.


Matthew Fairburn [8:40 PM]:


Ryan Van Bibber [8:39 PM]:

@sgw94 what caught your eye?


Stephen White [8:38 PM]:

Claiborne doesnt look healthy


Ryan Van Bibber [8:38 PM]:

Why did Claiborne pull off his man like that?


Ryan Van Bibber [8:38 PM]:

1st 12:53
Giants 0
Cowboys 3

Stephen White [8:38 PM]:

I’m predicting a big game from Carter


Mark Ennis [8:38 PM]:


Clay Wendler [8:36 PM]:

really just a bad play by eli, wtf


Clay Wendler [8:36 PM]:


Mark Ennis [8:35 PM]:

Holding them to a three and out is a win for NYG.


Stephen White [8:34 PM]:

Dez crossing route wouldve been a TD there.


Stephen White [8:34 PM]:

Nice tackle in space by Rolle.otherwise thats a TD


Scott Coleman [8:33 PM]:

Hey everyone, remember when people asked if Eli(te) was a better quarterback than Peyton


Stephen White [8:33 PM]:

@Mark Ennis they made a mistake and let me have a pregame radio show and I am going to set them on fire next Sunday. That was ridiculous and not just the last penalty but especially the last penalty.


PFT Commenter [8:32 PM]:

i wish that was romo so badly,, dang


Mike E. Kaye [8:32 PM]:

Ironic, you move Ware to DE and he intercepts a pass.


Stephen White [8:32 PM]:

And right on cue, Ware intercepts the screen pass. Great awareness


Mark Ennis [8:31 PM]:

Hahahahaha


Stephen White [8:31 PM]:

I do think the Cowboys defense other than 3 tech will be good


Ricky O'Donnell [8:31 PM]:

It’s funny how cheery DeMarcus Ware can look minutes before he’s about to rip people in half


Stephen White [8:30 PM]:

Colin Kaepernick’s attitude is just the best


Mark Ennis [8:30 PM]:

@sgw94 The Bucs almost made me give up football today.


Stephen White [8:29 PM]:

Yes admitting that hurts. Deep deep down in my soul…


Mark Ennis [8:28 PM]:


Kim McCauley [8:28 PM]:

screw Hulk Hogan


Stephen White [8:28 PM]:

If you didn’t know already I am a life long Cowboys fan.


Clay Wendler [8:27 PM]:


Clay Wendler [8:27 PM]:

also the king


PFT Commenter [8:27 PM]:

i dont no about you guys but carrys got my eyes at padlevel holy smoke


Stephen White [8:27 PM]:

@Mark Ennis


Mark Ennis [8:27 PM]:

Look who’s at the game, you guys (via @noah_bullard)


Clay Wendler [8:25 PM]:

carrie > faith


Mark Ennis [8:24 PM]:

Cowboys are just 17-15 in Jerry World all-time.


Ryan Van Bibber [8:23 PM]:

Giants are 4-0 at Jerry World


Mark Ennis [8:22 PM]:

Evening, folks.


Stephen White [8:20 PM]:

I’m really looking forward to seeing he the Cowboys’ defense fares with all of their 3 techniques hurt. It might get ugly up the gut


Clay Wendler [8:18 PM]:


Stephen White [8:06 PM]:

Annnnnnnd we’re back!


Ryan Van Bibber [7:51 PM]:

we’ll fire this thing back up in no time, quicker than tony romo can throw a pick!


Stephen White [5:12 PM]:

I love that about Pryor. Even last year if you follow him on Twitter and the Raiders beat writers its very apparent that the dude CARES and wants to win.


Matt Watson [5:11 PM]:


Stephen White [5:09 PM]:

Rams on the board with a field goal


Stephen White [5:04 PM]:

@mattw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACrpolpyCH8


PFT Commenter [5:04 PM]:

honey badger needs 2 learn to not punchthe ball out so hard like hes building in a excuse for him 2 not even try to recover the fumble


mattw [5:03 PM]:

@sgw94 mack’s gettin the band back together!


TheStinger [5:02 PM]:

@sgw94 ummm……….no……..maybe they were mesmerised by the catch…


Stephen White [5:01 PM]:

@TheStinger well….did you see a flag?


TheStinger [5:00 PM]:

@sgw94 Lol, when your number stretches like that….it would take Mr Magoo not to see the hold


Stephen White [5:00 PM]:

Is it possible Texas actually just got worse?


Stephen White [5:00 PM]:

On another note


Stephen White [4:59 PM]:

Great effort by Cobb there


Stephen White [4:58 PM]:

@TheStinger I don’t think they saw the tug


Clay Wendler [4:58 PM]:


Stephen White [4:58 PM]:

You better wrap up the Mack truck named Lacy


mattw [4:57 PM]:

eddie lacy….in space?!?!


TheStinger [4:56 PM]:

@sgw94 Would have been pass interference if he dropped it…you would hope


Stephen White [4:55 PM]:

Goodness Michael Floyd


TheStinger [4:54 PM]:

Week one is always fun. New players, new systems, new dumb guys making dumb plays…


Stephen White [4:52 PM]:

So much fail by Jared Cook and so much hustle by Honey Badger. Props to him.


Stephen White [4:51 PM]:

If Kaep and V Davis really have found some chemistry defensive coordinators are gonna be sick alllllllll year.


Stephen White [4:50 PM]:

GotEmCoach


PFT Commenter [4:48 PM]:

got 2 admit that was good hustle by the money badger now he’ll probly wannt a raise tho


Stephen White [4:45 PM]:

Im still kind of in shock from the end of that Bucs game. I warned people this morning that it could happen though


Stephen White [4:44 PM]:

There goes Boldin


Ryan Nanni [4:44 PM]:

Good thing Baltimore doesn’t need Anquan Boldin anymore.


James Dator [4:42 PM]:

That was an impressive tackle by Clay Matthews


Ryan Nanni [4:38 PM]:

Eddie Lacy stumbles over his fat feet.


Stephen White [4:38 PM]:

That was an interesting route by Cobb


PFT Commenter [4:35 PM]:

so cool


jpoundr [4:35 PM]:

Apparently, Ron Turner is coaching the offense of multiple NFL teams today.


PFT Commenter [4:34 PM]:


vlad3217 [4:30 PM]:

@sgw94 Rookie OL attempted to cut block, missed completely.


Stephen White [4:28 PM]:

Aldon already on the board


Stephen White [4:26 PM]:

Once again Freeman leaves the field with a lead but people will say “he” lost today.


Clay Wendler [4:26 PM]:


chuckycrater [4:26 PM]:

@Mark Ennis The Glazers just hire guys based on “trends” that didn’t actually turn out to be trends. Raheem was a reaction to Josh McDaniels. Schiano was a reaction to Jim Harbaugh.


Mark Ennis [4:25 PM]:

@chuckycrater Seriously. Why can’t we be good? It’s been a damn decade already.


chuckycrater [4:25 PM]:

ARE THERE ANY MORE HARBAUGH BROTHERS WE CAN HIRE” – the Glazers in 4 months, probably


James Dator [4:23 PM]:

Jets 18- Lavonte David 17


Mark Ennis [4:22 PM]:

I hate football.


PFT Commenter [4:22 PM]:

two seconds left thats a eternity in Schiano time


vlad3217 [4:22 PM]:

Just in time too, since I’m about to get auto-switched to GB/SF coverage.


vlad3217 [4:21 PM]:

And there’s the clincher INT by Detroit


Stephen White [4:21 PM]:

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Shitting. Me.


chuckycrater [4:21 PM]:

SCHIANO HOT SEAT ON


Ryan Nanni [4:21 PM]:

Really look forward to Schiano not shaking anyone’s hand.


Stephen White [4:21 PM]:


PFT Commenter [4:21 PM]:

you should be aloud to hit rookies late until they prove themselves


Mark Ennis [4:20 PM]:

Bucs oh my God.


Stephen White [4:20 PM]:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Stephen White [4:19 PM]:

Hum Weeden, you can’t throw it away on 4th down.


Clay Wendler [4:19 PM]:


PFT Commenter [4:18 PM]:

now more then ever they need fireman ed


Stephen White [4:17 PM]:

My prediction on the radio for this game this morning was Bucs win 17-10


Ryan Nanni [4:16 PM]:

Great news, New York City newspapers!


Oh No Romo [4:16 PM]:

@Run Home Jack He probably stubs his toe every morning.


Stephen White [4:16 PM]:

GOOD


Mark Ennis [4:16 PM]:

@Run Home Jack No matter what, he was once benched for Drew Henson. Hard to live that down.


Mark Ennis [4:15 PM]:

My God, the Steelers OL was already awful.


Ryan Nanni [4:15 PM]:

There has to be an upper limit to “good things that happen to Tom Brady,” right?


Stephen White [4:15 PM]:

Damn


PFT Commenter [4:15 PM]:

could be part of the ongoing epidemc of TEs and PCP imo


Matt Watson [4:14 PM]:


PFT Commenter [4:13 PM]:

why would u even be a bills fan? no one likes living theeeeere and you dont even have babes like in Pittsburgh


Stephen White [4:13 PM]:

Yep, gonna need that Doug Marrone struggle face gif


PFT Commenter [4:12 PM]:

dont the pats beat the bill’s in this exact same way evrey year


Mark Ennis [4:12 PM]:

Poor Bills.


Stephen White [4:11 PM]:

Remember, Bucs. Have. A. New. Kicker.


Mark Ennis [4:11 PM]:

And here’s Schiano gonna run it right up the middle three times.


Stephen White [4:10 PM]:

Id love to know why V Jax wasnt double covered there though


Stephen White [4:10 PM]:

V Jax got hawked by a LB but DAMN is he good!!!


Stephen White [4:09 PM]:

LOLgletree smh


Ryan Nanni [4:04 PM]:

I really can’t imagine John Lynch enjoys getting to call these Bucs games.


Stephen White [4:03 PM]:

Big stand for the Bucs defense there


Cheese Pudding [4:02 PM]:

Pats last in division now.


Stephen White [4:01 PM]:

@Mark Ennis he channelled Ricky Waters right there


PFT Commenter [4:00 PM]:

Bruce Arians might cut fitz if he screw’s up the cointoss call


Mark Ennis [4:00 PM]:

Vincent Jackson what the hell was that!?


Stephen White [3:58 PM]:

Wowwwwww


Stephen White [3:58 PM]:

Harper with the game ending int lol


Ryan Nanni [3:57 PM]:

oh, atlanta.


Stephen White [3:56 PM]:

Nevermind, that was Humber. Yep, sticking with Harper.


PFT Commenter [3:55 PM]:

@sgw94 ah the silverfox,, strong take


Ryan Nanni [3:55 PM]:

Jets take the lead and good god can we contract some teams already?


Stephen White [3:55 PM]:

But of course Harper just made a heckuva play


Stephen White [3:55 PM]:

@PFT Commenter Roman Harper is a good guess imo


Ryan Van Bibber [3:54 PM]:

The Steelers will be the best 4-12 team in NFL history


PFT Commenter [3:54 PM]:

i say its Jonathan Dwyer is also the worst defensive player too since your RB is technicaly a defensive player (clock=12th defenser)


Stephen White [3:53 PM]:

Also too the Bucs are on their third kicker this offseason, so…


PFT Commenter [3:53 PM]:

@sgw94 stephen i need 2 know whose the worst starting defensive player in the nfl,, the jonathan dwyer of dense


Stephen White [3:53 PM]:

A FG will put the Jets up here.


Rodger Sherman [3:52 PM]:


Stephen White [3:51 PM]:

Lotta games slipping away, Bears up over Cincy


PFT Commenter [3:50 PM]:

funny terrelle prior never strook me as a ‘moral’ victory kindve guy


Cheese Pudding [3:50 PM]:

Seattle kneels


Stephen White [3:50 PM]:

Revis isn’t playing nearly as much in the second half


Mark Ennis [3:49 PM]:

Pryor would totally start for USC, though.


Ryan Nanni [3:49 PM]:

You knew Pryor was going to do that. You just knew.


Stephen White [3:48 PM]:

And then…


PFT Commenter [3:48 PM]:

using the word “defense” in stead of “defend” is so cool im going 2 do it all the time even not in football


Rodger Sherman [3:48 PM]:

and then pryor runs backwards about 13 yards


Stephen White [3:47 PM]:

Helluva throw by Pryor on 4th and 9!!!


Cheese Pudding [3:47 PM]:

Kuechly is such a monster.


Rodger Sherman [3:47 PM]:

franchise savior!


Rodger Sherman [3:47 PM]:

terrelle pryor picks up fourth and nine!


Ryan Nanni [3:47 PM]:

Colts, your defense…


Stephen White [3:45 PM]:

Nevermind


Cheese Pudding [3:44 PM]:

Tennessee just missing 2014 first pick (since the jaguars will finish 0-16)


Stephen White [3:44 PM]:

Onions in No


Rodger Sherman [3:42 PM]:

@Cheese Pudding dammit


PFT Commenter [3:41 PM]:

stephen,, whose the worst starting defensive player in the NFL


Stephen White [3:41 PM]:

Oh yeah, doesn’t matter who plays WR in NE…


Cheese Pudding [3:40 PM]:

edit: it was not sherman who recovered the fumble, it was tony mcdaniel


Stephen White [3:40 PM]:

Calvin Pace went to see the wizard or something because he seem’s rejuvenated today.


GradyWilson [3:39 PM]:

No, Phil Simms, the most embarassing for a coach is spiking the ball on 4th down..not unorganized players on the field


Cheese Pudding [3:38 PM]:

SHERMINATOR


Ryan Nanni [3:38 PM]:

Panthers gonna Panther.


James Dator [3:37 PM]:

The Panthers are inside the 10 yard like, DeAngelo Williams has open space and fumbles. Ball turned over and that could be it for Carolina


PFT Commenter [3:37 PM]:

kind of a slap inthe face 2 Peyton running the read option after he proved its bad on Thursday,, he’ll remember that


Clay Wendler [3:37 PM]:


Cheese Pudding [3:36 PM]:

Panthers starts to make read options plays


Clay Wendler [3:36 PM]:

hold on to ya butts


Stephen White [3:36 PM]:

How do you lose V Jax in coverage?!


Stephen White [3:35 PM]:

DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAL


Cheese Pudding [3:34 PM]:

Seattle keeps making those stupid penalties


Clay Wendler [3:34 PM]:


b.pate [3:34 PM]:

LUCK’d.


Cheese Pudding [3:33 PM]:

Why Seattle, why face mask Newton


James Dator [3:33 PM]:

Michael Bennett with a dumb face mask play when Newton was dead to rights. A third down becomes a first, and Carolina have a shot


Mark Ennis [3:33 PM]:

Colts got away with an enormous hold on that touchdown.


TheStinger [3:32 PM]:

Is there another league that AP can go play in? Because he is far too good for this one…


Stephen White [3:32 PM]:

Vikings making it interesting in Detroit.


vlad3217 [3:31 PM]:

@Clay Wendler hitting the turbo button HARD


Stephen White [3:31 PM]:

Jets are so cowardly on offense today. Football karma will catch up eventually.


Clay Wendler [3:31 PM]:


Rodger Sherman [3:30 PM]:

#YearoftheSafety


Rodger Sherman [3:30 PM]:

THERE ARE TWO TEAMS THAT STILL HAVE ONLY TWO POINTS


vlad3217 [3:29 PM]:

I wish I had accepted that trade someone offered to get MJD from me. I knew their offense would be bad, but not THIS bad.


Cheese Pudding [3:29 PM]:

Will the Jaguars draft Clowney and let the QB for the 2nd round or draft Bridgewater right away?


Mark Ennis [3:29 PM]:

hayden got up celebrating for the Raiders but Reggie Wayne caught the pass.


Cheese Pudding [3:28 PM]:

Seattle should have fake field goaled-it


Mark Ennis [3:28 PM]:

@Run Home Jack that phrase works on Saturdays, too.


b.pate [3:28 PM]:

Yea, I won’t be picking the Jags to win any games this year.


Oh No Romo [3:26 PM]:

Cincy turnover! Bears ball!


b.pate [3:26 PM]:

Daaaaaaang. SEA.


Stephen White [3:26 PM]:

If you’re keeping score Goldson has knocked 3 Jets out of the game so far today. Not even the 4th quarter yet.


Rodger Sherman [3:26 PM]:

Joique Bell leads Ford Field in HIP HOP HOORAY

AYYYY OHHHHHH AYYYYYYY OHHHHHH AYYYYYY OHHHHHHH


Ryan Nanni [3:26 PM]:

You’ll never believe this, but Carolina has blown a 4th quarter lead.


Stephen White [3:25 PM]:

No Lynch, he was in there with 2nd team guys. Why do people have to embellish what happened to Sanchez?!


Stephen White [3:24 PM]:

@James Dator I knew it smh


Cheese Pudding [3:24 PM]:

Russell s2


Stephen White [3:24 PM]:

Ansah with the offsides sack


James Dator [3:24 PM]:

And like that Russell Wilson throws a 43-yard touchdown and the Seahawks take the lead


Stephen White [3:23 PM]:

Burrfict might have a serious knee injury after that int. that looked really bad to me.


James Dator [3:23 PM]:

Panthers left the door open too long, and now Seattle are heating up


James Dator [3:22 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Best you can find in North Korea


vlad3217 [3:22 PM]:

Who is down after teh hit.


vlad3217 [3:21 PM]:

Cutler throws one right across the middle to the arms of Burfict.


Oh No Romo [3:21 PM]:

Cutler INT


Ryan Nanni [3:21 PM]:

@James Dator Also you have some WEIRD bookies.


Stephen White [3:20 PM]:

Doug Martin can’t catch today, Jeebus.


Stephen White [3:20 PM]:

@Mark Ennis If that holds up it will be interesting to see the reaction and who gets blamed.


virtuous 78 [3:20 PM]:

The Bears have to score and tighten up in the 4th quarter if they want to win!


James Dator [3:20 PM]:

If you made a prop bet that Terrelle Pyror would outplay Andrew Luck you’re probably very happy right now


PFT Commenter [3:20 PM]:

the Bush backfield was also Reggies petname 4 Kim Kardanshian


PFT Commenter [3:19 PM]:

reggie finally learnd how 2 run a straight line


Stephen White [3:19 PM]:

Who are the folks who thought Reggie Bush wouldn’t make a difference in that Lions offense?


Matt Watson [3:19 PM]:

Terrelle Pryor takes out a chain gang member

He's okay. They're both okay.


Mark Ennis [3:19 PM]:

Jets let a Bucs blitzing linebacker come completely unblocked on 3rd and 2.


b.pate [3:18 PM]:

Reggie Bush run………WOW.


Stephen White [3:18 PM]:

LOL Jets keep two backs in to block, neither blocks the blitzing LB. Just. Awful.


Mark Ennis [3:18 PM]:

Oakland just took the lead on the Colts.


Stephen White [3:16 PM]:

Raiders in the redzone. Again.


James Dator [3:16 PM]:

Armond Smith get’s two penalties in this game for running out of bounds then hitting on a PR. Steve Smith yells at him for 3 solid minutes


Ryan Nanni [3:16 PM]:

These are the kind of games that keep Carolina from winning the Coastal Division.


Stephen White [3:15 PM]:

McCoy just obliterating Ducasse


b.pate [3:14 PM]:

@sgw94 Yea, that was horrible analysis.


Stephen White [3:14 PM]:

So maybe losing all those players on offense really is a big deal for the Pats…


Stephen White [3:13 PM]:

Hey man it doesn’t matter where Kimbrell ran if the ball is that high. Some folks are scared to criticize Brady it seems.


Cheese Pudding [3:12 PM]:

Jags and Pits with 2 points each. Playing safe.


Stephen White [3:11 PM]:

Get the four yards Free. Get the four yards.


Stephen White [3:10 PM]:

Pryor almost with a really nice TD pass. McFadden didnt get his feet down with control


Matt Watson [3:10 PM]:


islanderzfan15 [3:09 PM]:

Catch DMC


Stephen White [3:09 PM]:

Now Bucs center Zuttah is down hurt. Im not sure Ted Larsen isn’t better anyway


b.pate [3:08 PM]:

oohh…….not gonna stand.


Cheese Pudding [3:08 PM]:

lol colts


b.pate [3:08 PM]:

PRYOR AINT MESSIN’ AROUND!


Stephen White [3:07 PM]:

T Pryor breaks a record to start the season. Nice.


Ryan Nanni [3:07 PM]:

Pittsburgh still has 2 points, in case you were wondering if the world has a sense of humor.


Stephen White [3:06 PM]:

Put*


Stephen White [3:06 PM]:

They better out some more help for Cro covering V Jax


Stephen White [3:05 PM]:

LMAOOOO POLAMALU WENT WATERBOY!!!!


Mark Ennis [3:05 PM]:

And after getting an easy 14-0 lead, Indy has done nothing. It’s 14-10, Oakland has the ball.


Matt Watson [3:04 PM]:

Polamalu reads Titans' minds, wrecks Jake Locker

Troy Polamalu has to have ESP at this point. Jake Locker has to have a pretty huge bruise.


Stephen White [3:04 PM]:

I see the Steelers didn’t pay a magician to abracadabra them a competent OLine.


Mark Ennis [3:04 PM]:

Mike Williams down after that first down catch. Doesn’t look good.


James Dator [3:03 PM]:

Star Lotulelei has been camped in Seattle’s backfield today. The rookie DT is causing havoc


Stephen White [3:03 PM]:

Clutch Mike Williams RAC to get a first down backed up. But he is down hurt now, trainers out. Maybe jewels took a shot


Cheese Pudding [3:02 PM]:

And Seattle keep making mistakes too, unfortunately.


James Dator [3:02 PM]:

@sgw94 Absolutely. They’ve had more than enough chances to put this away, and should be up by two TDs.


Stephen White [3:01 PM]:

Panthers are making a mistake letting the Seahawks hang around. Wilson lives for this.


Stephen White [3:00 PM]:

Reggie Bush with a great effort on that 2 yard TD. I thought they had him.


Oh No Romo [2:59 PM]:

Reggie Bush TD


James Dator [2:59 PM]:

It seems insane saying it, but Russell Wilson’s closest QB analog is Ben Roethisberger. His ability to avoid pass rushers and throw deep is ridiculous


Stephen White [2:58 PM]:

Oh nothing, just EJ Manuel cooking the Pats defense


Ryan Nanni [2:58 PM]:

i still love you jeff tuel.


James Dator [2:58 PM]:

It’s been quiet from Indy, but Terrelle Pryor is having a heck of a day. 11/16, 114 yards passing, 98 yards rushing. Another dual-threat QB in the bay aera.


Oh No Romo [2:57 PM]:

Wow, Bills TD! EJ Manuel to Stevie Johnson


TheStinger [2:56 PM]:

Just not Megatron’s day


James Dator [2:56 PM]:

Doug Baldwin might have catch of the year and it’s only three quarters in. Toes the sideline perfectly on a broken play, and keeps them down like a ballet dancer


Stephen White [2:56 PM]:

3rd and 8 in the redzone LOLocker throws to a guy running a 1.5 yard route. No pressure either.


vlad3217 [2:56 PM]:

Megatron shot down again by the refs. And I think the refs are right.


Stephen White [2:55 PM]:

Mangold might be injured. It was his elbow, friendly fire from his fullback who basically knocked him off his block of McCoy.


Ryan Nanni [2:55 PM]:

Jake Locker knows he doesn’t have to snap it if someone is sprinting straight at the line, right?


b.pate [2:55 PM]:

Polamalu is fucking ridiculous.


islanderzfan15 [2:55 PM]:

That should’ve been a charge on Prior. His feet were definitely set.


James Dator [2:55 PM]:

Biggest revelation today for me is Cam Newton managing to run a short, timing-based passing offense. Haven’t seen that from him


Cheese Pudding [2:55 PM]:

Is Pryor playing well?


PFT Commenter [2:54 PM]:

should of been a flag on prior for not helping up/giving a but pat 2 the sideline official


TheStinger [2:54 PM]:

Nothing funnier than a sideline guy going down


Stephen White [2:51 PM]:

Geno looks to be in rhythm to start the half.


Oh No Romo [2:51 PM]:

Law Firm TD


Stephen White [2:51 PM]:

The rookies for the Bucs Johnathan Banks making a tackle in coverage. Also, too Ivory is an animal.


TheStinger [2:51 PM]:

@sgw94 Did you know that Phil Collins recorded Pseu Pseu Pseudio in his Stu Stu Studio?


Oh No Romo [2:50 PM]:

Tillman gets called for PI on Green in the endzone.


PFT Commenter [2:49 PM]:

todd haleys playing 2 his strengths in Pitt,, no read option there taking advantage of Big Bens lack of decisionmakeing skills


Stephen White [2:49 PM]:

I’ll show myself out now


Stephen White [2:49 PM]:

Who who Julio like su su sudio


TheStinger [2:49 PM]:

Hulio Hones with the TD catch.


vlad3217 [2:48 PM]:

@TheStinger 0 is the lowest you can get, but 7 QBs have won with a 0 QB rating http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_quarterbacks_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero


Oh No Romo [2:48 PM]:

And another catch for AJ Green. Made a diving catch to get the first down.


Stephen White [2:47 PM]:

Steven Jackson is just a monster.


b.pate [2:46 PM]:

Wooooo. Steven Jackson!! #FF


Addison Ryan [2:46 PM]:

Huge 50 yard run by Steven Jackson


TheStinger [2:46 PM]:

Is it possible to have a negative passer rating and still win a game? Weedon is trying to find out…


Rodger Sherman [2:46 PM]:

21-2 is a really solid scoreline.


James Dator [2:45 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber This whole ‘model after the Giants’ thing is working out okay


Ryan Nanni [2:45 PM]:

Green-Ellis getting 11 touches to Gio Bernard’s 5, because the Bengals do not care about your fantasy team.


Ryan Van Bibber [2:43 PM]:

this Panthers DL looks fantastic


Stephen White [2:42 PM]:

Just noticing Peterson made 30 for the Lions fall down on that TD run by juking him. Unfair.


b.pate [2:42 PM]:

Seattle in the Super Bowl, huh? Um…


PFT Commenter [2:41 PM]:

woud not want* 2 see…


PFT Commenter [2:41 PM]:

woud not wat 2 see marv alberts fantasy team


Stephen White [2:41 PM]:

3rd and forever for Luck here.


Stephen White [2:40 PM]:

Raiders only down 7. Boy oh boy if the Colts lose…


Stephen White [2:38 PM]:

Luck’s running ability is very underrated


Ryan Nanni [2:38 PM]:

Being at the bottom of a fumble pile must be what it feels like to be the board in Operation.


Cheese Pudding [2:37 PM]:

These penaltys are killing seattle


Ryan Nanni [2:36 PM]:

Robert Woods has now outscored his alma mater this week.


islanderzfan15 [2:35 PM]:

We have a ballgame in Buffalo


PFT Commenter [2:35 PM]:

EJ Oral


vlad3217 [2:34 PM]:

@sgw94 Only being up 10 on Buffalo would be a red flag if I was a pats fan.


b.pate [2:33 PM]:

That was a sweet pick by BUF.


Stephen White [2:33 PM]:

Only the Pats could be winning by 10 and look like they have major issues.


Ryan Van Bibber [2:32 PM]:

Ridley shows us buttfumble, minus butt

If nobody tackles you, is it still a fumble? (Yes. Yes it is.)


Stephen White [2:32 PM]:

Absolutely no pressure from the Bucs the last two plays.


PFT Commenter [2:32 PM]:

sorry had 2 step out a nother bar asked me (more politely_) 2 lleave,, how many weeden picks did i miss


Stephen White [2:32 PM]:

Geno touchdown to K2


b.pate [2:31 PM]:

I knew better to avoid Amendola on draft day.


Stephen White [2:30 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber another helmet to helmet


b.pate [2:30 PM]:

@sgw94 Looked good to me.


Ryan Van Bibber [2:29 PM]:

what did Goldson do?


Stephen White [2:29 PM]:

That’s a Lions touchdown


vlad3217 [2:29 PM]:

Bell leaps over the top, maybe breaks the plane, then the ball gets punched up and out to a Minnesota defender. Lions turn it over on the goal line (for now at least).


Stephen White [2:28 PM]:

Goldson is going to mess around and get ejected smh


Stephen White [2:28 PM]:

Who the fck is Jordan Cameron?! Mooch voice


islanderzfan15 [2:28 PM]:

Another helmet to helmet penalty for tampa bay


Ryan Van Bibber [2:26 PM]:

@sgw94 that’s the most NORV thing ever


Ryan Nanni [2:26 PM]:

@sgw94 Because Dolphins.


Ryan Van Bibber [2:26 PM]:

In case Geno Smith asks, here’s what triple coverage looks like


Stephen White [2:26 PM]:

How can Weeden throw 3 ints in the first half but potentially be up at halftime with 37 second left and inside the 5 yard line?


vlad3217 [2:25 PM]:

Man, he had plenty of distance on that it looked like.


vlad3217 [2:25 PM]:

loooooooong field goal coming up for Gould


Stephen White [2:25 PM]:

That’s definitely grounding by Matty Ice


Stephen White [2:24 PM]:

Oh man a lot of Football Follies footage from the Jets left guard position today.


vlad3217 [2:23 PM]:

@islanderzfan15 Ah, the old “arm punt”


Ryan Nanni [2:23 PM]:

Danny Amendola is limping, and water is wet.


islanderzfan15 [2:23 PM]:

I think Freeman just threw a punt


Stephen White [2:23 PM]:

Climb the pocket Josh


Stephen White [2:22 PM]:

And then Freeman goes Freeman.


Stephen White [2:22 PM]:

@Mark Ennis slowed down the helmets did touch though. Refs in a pickle on that one.


Stephen White [2:21 PM]:

Seabass missed a field goal. The end times are upon us.


Stephen White [2:20 PM]:

Levonte David picks off Geno who was under pressure from Trevor Scott


Mark Ennis [2:19 PM]:

Goldson didn’t launch or lead with his helmet :(


Oh No Romo [2:19 PM]:

Law Firm got swarmed by the Bears D


Stephen White [2:18 PM]:

Man Cumberland got BLAAAAAAAAAMEd by Goldson. Wow.


Matt Watson [2:18 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I’m not a hater I just RT a lot


Ryan Nanni [2:18 PM]:

Remember when the Jaguars were winning a game? Ah, youth.


James Dator [2:17 PM]:

It’s halftime in Carolina. Panthers lead 7-3


James Dator [2:16 PM]:

Huge sack fumble by Charles Johnson derails Seahawks’ drive in the red zone.


Ryan Nanni [2:16 PM]:

@Matt Watson HATER


Matt Watson [2:14 PM]:


Stephen White [2:14 PM]:

Love Jackie Battle. Amazing to me that he can’t stick more than a year with teams now. Muscle Hamster in for the short field TD also


James Dator [2:13 PM]:

Frank Alexander has been ejected for the Panthers after throwing a punch


Mark Ennis [2:13 PM]:

Bucs capitalize. 14-5 lead over the Jets now.


Stephen White [2:13 PM]:

Jaguars about to get point ruled in the first half DUUUUUUUVAAAAAAL


Stephen White [2:12 PM]:

Vlad Ducasse exposed trying to block a blitzing LB


Mark Ennis [2:12 PM]:

A-gap blitz for the Bucs was perfect.


Ryan Nanni [2:11 PM]:

Maybe don’t leave A.J. Green four steps ahead of you. Just maybe.


Stephen White [2:11 PM]:

Geno fumble backed up recovered by Spence for the Bucs.


Stephen White [2:11 PM]:

Kenny Stills is like the perfect Saints WR. Perfect. Lance Moore clone


Oh No Romo [2:10 PM]:

AJ Green! That’s about it…


Mark Ennis [2:08 PM]:

I know it was 3rd and 17, but if you’re the Bucs and you only get 8 or 9 you might be able to try a FG.


James Dator [2:08 PM]:

Russell Wilson could be the best quarterback in the NFL at throwing on the run. Picks up 21 with rushers all around him


Stephen White [2:08 PM]:

Davin Joseph just went down awkwardly. Maybe just doesn’t have his legs under him yet. Something to watch coming off a leg injury though.


Stephen White [2:07 PM]:

RidLOLey fumble returned for a TD by the Bills


Mark Ennis [2:06 PM]:

You would think with holding that the running plays would work better


James Dator [2:06 PM]:

Chudzinski is his own worst enemy. He and Norv together become co-dependent ineptitude


Stephen White [2:06 PM]:

Brandon Weeden has evidently decided sharing is caring today. 3 interceptions.


Addison Ryan [2:05 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND, 6 YARD CHECKDOWN THROWS ARE HOW YOU WIN BALL GAMES


Ryan Van Bibber [2:05 PM]:

has anyone ever told Mike Smith that it’s okay to throw the ball more than 6 yards down the field when you have Julio Jones on your team?


James Dator [2:04 PM]:

Oakland scored a TD! Good for them


Kim McCauley [2:04 PM]:

Rob Chudzinski leaves Carolina for Cleveland. Cam Newton is beasting. Brandon Weeden has thrown three picks. These things are all related to each other.


Stephen White [2:04 PM]:

Big gain by V Jax, burned Cromartie.


Stephen White [2:03 PM]:

Forte with alligator arms. Don’t see that often.


James Dator [2:03 PM]:

If you’re fantasy-inclined: Newton is 10/14, 87 yards, TD — Wilson is 8/12, 73 yards


Ryan Nanni [2:02 PM]:

There is nothing less NFL Redzone than Matt Forte running for two yards.


Stephen White [2:01 PM]:

Cam to Smith for the TD. Still frustrating to watch them throw so much in the RedZone but I guess it worked.


James Dator [2:01 PM]:

There’s the first touchdown of the season for Carolina. A short completion to Steve Smith from Cam Newton, whose turned his passing day around


James Dator [2:00 PM]:

Panthers knocking on the door after a clutch Steve Smith first down


Stephen White [2:00 PM]:

So Oakland won’t go the whole season without scoring a TD


Ryan Van Bibber [2:00 PM]:

@HatCreekCattleCmpny have to talk to the NFL about that


Oh No Romo [2:00 PM]:

Green bobbled the ball and Tillman was able to grab it and return it to the Cincy 42.


Stephen White [2:00 PM]:

Olsen has to catch that, should’ve been a TD for the Panthers


Ryan Van Bibber [2:00 PM]:


Mark Ennis [1:59 PM]:

Raiders just punched it in against Indy. 14-7 now.


Oh No Romo [1:59 PM]:

Tillman gets his 2nd INT.


James Dator [1:58 PM]:

Panthers are putting something together now. Newton run gets a first down, now they’re in the red zone


HatCreekCattleCmpny [1:58 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber how about no captions?


Mark Ennis [1:58 PM]:

Geno Smith will eventually learn you can’t just let it fly like that.


Stephen White [1:57 PM]:

Gerald McCoy is murdalizing the Jets OLine


Stephen White [1:56 PM]:

Pryor is getting loose running the ball it seems


Ryan Nanni [1:56 PM]:

Geno Smith is definitely not Mark Sanchez. That’s all I’m sure of right now.


Stephen White [1:55 PM]:

Agent = Geno stupid auto correct


Stephen White [1:54 PM]:

Revis to the sideline


Stephen White [1:54 PM]:

Wow, agent okeydoked the Bucs and got the 1st down running at the last minute. But, flag.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:52 PM]:

How many more times is Geno going to throw at Revis? And is he being told to?


Ryan Van Bibber [1:52 PM]:

Go Jags!


Ryan Nanni [1:52 PM]:

I’d like to say that I knew better than to believe in the Browns, but.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:52 PM]:


PFT Commenter [1:50 PM]:

Ndamukong Smh


Stephen White [1:50 PM]:

James Harrison just blew up two blockers on 3rd and 2 to force the ball to an unblocked Bengal. Awesome!!!


James Dator [1:49 PM]:

Meanwhile: Andrew Luck is slaughtering the Raiders 8/8, 113 yards, 2 TD


Stephen White [1:48 PM]:

Geno with a nice throw to Tone for a 1st down on a quick slant. If they let this kid play the Bucs may be in trouble.


Mark Ennis [1:47 PM]:

@sgw94 Revis looked nice breaking up that quick slant.


Stephen White [1:47 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber he’s kind of like an OLB in that defense now. Not necessarily a smart thing imo.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:46 PM]:

Kroy Beirman


Ryan Van Bibber [1:46 PM]:

Why in the shit was Koy Beirman in man coverage w/ Jimmy Graham


Stephen White [1:45 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley the most maddening thing about Freeman is he CAN hit those throws. But then he will come back and can’t hit the broad side of a barn


Mark Ennis [1:45 PM]:

Well that was a much better drive for Tampa Bay. And Mike Williams got after Dee Milliner pretty nicely.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:44 PM]:

@Run Home Jack that’s the most Detroit Lions thing ever


lougagliardi [1:44 PM]:

“This is going to be a defensive battle” in other words, neither team is very good.


Ryan Nanni [1:44 PM]:

Detroit relying on David Akers is not a good plan long-term, right?


Kim McCauley [1:43 PM]:

I didn’t know Josh Freeman could hit throws like that


James Dator [1:43 PM]:

Garry Williams in the locker room for Carolina. They have big-time offensive line issues


Stephen White [1:43 PM]:

Mike Williams cooks the rookie Milner for a TD. He should explode today


Stephen White [1:42 PM]:

Chiefs will surprise so many people this year. Junior Hemmingway looking like D Bowe


Stephen White [1:41 PM]:

Bucs don’t have a fullback active today BTW. So yeah, lots of one back sets.


Matt Watson [1:40 PM]:

courtesy of


Matt Watson [1:40 PM]:

Hot Ref on Ryan action:


lougagliardi [1:40 PM]:

LOLcker actually managed to surprise Troy…and still couldn’t get it done.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:40 PM]:


Stephen White [1:40 PM]:

AJ Green just cooked Peanut Tillman. He is scary good now


Oh No Romo [1:39 PM]:

Dalton to Green for the TD on 3rd and goal.


Mark Ennis [1:39 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Josh Freeman is midwestern Jeff Driskel


Ryan Nanni [1:39 PM]:

Jets-Bucs is really making me feel better about being a Florida fan.


Stephen White [1:38 PM]:

Almost a highlight reel catch by Kerley


PFT Commenter [1:38 PM]:

@sgw94 now your just sounding like a morgantown police oficier


Ryan Van Bibber [1:38 PM]:

The Raiders lined up to go for it on 4th and 2 and never snapped the ball


Oh No Romo [1:37 PM]:

Tillman played him tight too


Oh No Romo [1:37 PM]:

Nice catch by AJ Green.


Stephen White [1:37 PM]:

Im starting to think if the Jets lose today it will be because they were scared to take the handcuffs off of Geno


Ryan Van Bibber [1:36 PM]:

Marc Trestman called two TOs in the first quarter. Mike Martz left his NFL instruction book laying around, I see.


Stephen White [1:35 PM]:

OLineman dropping like flies around the league


Stephen White [1:35 PM]:

Mo Wilkerson will be a problem all day for Tampa


Ryan Van Bibber [1:34 PM]:

speaking of overvalued RBs, Jacquizz Rodgers …


Stephen White [1:34 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber he will only live up to it if they trade Thomas or trade him. He can’t get going sharing carries. Not that kind of back imo


Stephen White [1:33 PM]:

Rex is sending the house, apartment and condo at Josh Freeman.


Stephen White [1:33 PM]:

Kenny Vaccaro is a walking talking breathing unnecessary roughness penalty


Ryan Van Bibber [1:32 PM]:

@sgw94 Ingram may never live up to his first-round status


Ryan Nanni [1:32 PM]:

Just an outstanding personal foul by New Orleans.


PFT Commenter [1:32 PM]:

jake locker would be a star if any of his WRs didnt violate terms of there parole by associating w/ known felons when they go 2 practice


Stephen White [1:31 PM]:

QB disrespect is stopping a team on 3rd down taking the penalty and giving them another shot to convert.


Mark Ennis [1:31 PM]:

@sgw94 Hahahaha


Ryan Van Bibber [1:30 PM]:

GO JAGS!


Ryan Van Bibber [1:30 PM]:


Stephen White [1:30 PM]:

Jake LOLcker


Stephen White [1:28 PM]:

McCoy with a big hit on Geno who just barely gets it off short of the first down


Mark Ennis [1:28 PM]:

Maybe if Tampa Bay goes 0-16 they can Schiano and get Teddy.


James Dator [1:28 PM]:

You’re probably sweating a little if you started Russell Wilson today. 1-5, 1 yard


Stephen White [1:28 PM]:

Why is Ingram running the ball there and not Thomas for NO? Not smart.


James Dator [1:26 PM]:

CAR-SEA have combined for 3 first downs in 10 minutes of football


lougagliardi [1:26 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I’ll sign it.


Mark Ennis [1:26 PM]:

Going to start a White House petition to have Greg Schiano deported.


islanderzfan15 [1:26 PM]:

3 teams currently have 2 points. Football!!


Stephen White [1:25 PM]:

I don’t actually think there was enough evidence to overturn Megatron’s TD but whatever.


Ryan Nanni [1:25 PM]:

Your Tampa Bay Bucs, ladies and gentlemwait where are you going?


Stephen White [1:25 PM]:

Bad snap safety by the Bucs. Awesome.


PFT Commenter [1:24 PM]:

you have 2 make a football act like hitting ur gf or not signing a autgraph for the TD to count


Ryan Van Bibber [1:24 PM]:


Mark Ennis [1:24 PM]:

Josh Freeman looks like hell.


Stephen White [1:24 PM]:

Wait, they overturned the Megatron TD. Came out on the ground.


James Dator [1:24 PM]:

Carolina-Seattle is turning into a purely defensive game. Neither offense can do much, which is funny considering Wilson v. Cam was the narrative


lougagliardi [1:23 PM]:

He went to a Maryland school so I’m not shocked he’s horrible.


lougagliardi [1:23 PM]:

Time to trade Redman. He’s horrible.


Stephen White [1:22 PM]:

Redman doghouse, doghouse Redman


PFT Commenter [1:22 PM]:

you gotta love that play by the Steeler’s right guard,, hes gonna cut some1 and pouncey didnt want 2 get hurt he should have engaged hs man harder


Stephen White [1:21 PM]:

Can’t coach what Calvin Johnson has naturally. A coach can’t even give Harrison Smith a minus on that play.


Oh No Romo [1:21 PM]:

Megatron TD Alert!


Stephen White [1:21 PM]:

Megatron….goodness what a nice catch from the slot.


Mark Ennis [1:20 PM]:

Is that five penalties for the Bucs already?


Addison Ryan [1:19 PM]:

Tony Gonzalez TD


Mark Ennis [1:19 PM]:

@football lady welcome!


Stephen White [1:19 PM]:

I think that what the Jets just did on offense was criminally stupid. Geno starts off with a couple of nice plays then you go Wildcat?! GTFOH!


GradyWilson [1:19 PM]:

Pouncy being carted off…damn


football lady [1:19 PM]:

im ready


Mark Ennis [1:18 PM]:

Happy Bilal Powell is getting a shot with NYJ. Super talented kid.


PFT Commenter [1:18 PM]:

soooo glad Michael the Earner Turners not on the falcons that guys slower then his metabolism


Stephen White [1:17 PM]:

Marty B with a sick catch for a TD!!!


Mark Ennis [1:17 PM]:

Of course a freaking receiver is running all alone against the Bucs secondary. Man…What hair I have left will be gray by year’s end.


James Dator [1:17 PM]:

Seattle are punting inside their 5. Offensive line struggling to contain Panthers’ pass rush


Stephen White [1:16 PM]:

No pass rush for the Bucs. Sound familiar?


James Dator [1:16 PM]:

Star Lotulelei almost comes up with a safety for Carolina, forces Wilson to throw it away


GradyWilson [1:16 PM]:

@Mark Ennis it looked like he thought about lateraling it right there


Stephen White [1:16 PM]:

Rob Ryan’s defense looking like a Rob Ryan defense in NO. Not a compliment


Ryan Van Bibber [1:16 PM]:


Mark Ennis [1:15 PM]:

Meanwhile, Louisvillian Harry Douglas with big catch and run for Atlanta.


Stephen White [1:15 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I’ll allow it


lougagliardi [1:15 PM]:

If you’re the Titans, how stupid do you feel right now?


Ryan Nanni [1:14 PM]:

Jags up 2-0 after blocking a punt out the back of the endzone. Please let that be the final.


Stephen White [1:14 PM]:

Brandon Marshall is unreal. Criminally underrated imo. Jags with the blocked punt. DUUUUUUVAAAAAAL


James Dator [1:14 PM]:

Back to that near INT. It’s 3rd and two, Panthers have Newton, Williams and Tolbert — elect to throw


Stephen White [1:13 PM]:

He’s not human.


Mark Ennis [1:13 PM]:

@sgw94 can we fire Schiano now? Like, right now?


Stephen White [1:13 PM]:

AP with the homerun allllllllready


Ryan Nanni [1:12 PM]:

Adrian Peterson isn’t fair.


Mark Ennis [1:12 PM]:

I ALREADY HAVE BUCCANEER HEARTBURN DAMNIT


Stephen White [1:12 PM]:

3rd and 35…


Mark Ennis [1:12 PM]:

Oh, no timeout. Another delay of game.


PFT Commenter [1:11 PM]:

@sgw94 what are your thoughts on PNut TIllman getting his gf pregnant every season allmost like he wants a built in distraction/excuse for skipping work?


Stephen White [1:11 PM]:

Dumpster fire alert for Tampa’s offense already


Ryan Nanni [1:11 PM]:

Josh Freeman sacked. Copy and paste this, because you’ll be using it 37 more times this year.


James Dator [1:11 PM]:

Richard Sherman should have had an INT on a waffling Cam Newton pass, but can’t hold on.


Mark Ennis [1:11 PM]:

Tampa Bay has used two timeouts on the opening drive because Freeman’s helmet speakers aren’t working


Stephen White [1:11 PM]:

Lions with the missed field goal. Cuz, Lions.


Stephen White [1:10 PM]:

Communication issues for the Bucs in NY


Rodger Sherman [1:10 PM]:

The Bucs are having some very serious headset problems with Josh Freeman’s helmet


islanderzfan15 [1:10 PM]:

Freemsn helmet wasn’t ready for some football


Ryan Nanni [1:10 PM]:

Correction, not taken back for a touchdown.


Stephen White [1:10 PM]:

Tillman with the pick. Why are you trying that guy?!


Ryan Van Bibber [1:09 PM]:

nice pass breakup by Alford there


Rodger Sherman [1:09 PM]:

peanut tillman


Stephen White [1:09 PM]:

Bucs get a delay of game…after a timeout


Ryan Nanni [1:09 PM]:

Pick six by Chicago. It’s a good thing you never had hope, Cincy fans.


Rodger Sherman [1:09 PM]:

bears pick six, because bears


James Dator [1:09 PM]:

Panthers almost get stalled, but Seattle gives up a costly PI on third down.


Stephen White [1:09 PM]:

Reggie Bush is allergic to short yardage situations.


Mark Ennis [1:08 PM]:

This is us, guys (from Mark Lazerus)


Stephen White [1:07 PM]:

Really surprised Cro isn’t covering Vincent Jackson everywhere. Milner doesn’t want those problems.


Ryan Van Bibber [1:07 PM]:

@sgw94 what the heck was the pass by Ryan on 3rd down?


Mark Ennis [1:07 PM]:

The Titans got a safety on the opening kickoff.


PFT Commenter [1:07 PM]:

if only Aaron Hernandez had gotten his season started w/ a safety


James Dator [1:06 PM]:

Seattle’s defense is getting gashed early


Mark Ennis [1:06 PM]:

Bucs get 20 on 3rd and 1.


Stephen White [1:06 PM]:

Falcons start 3 and out.


Ryan Nanni [1:06 PM]:

Atlanta goes three and out because Matt Ryan Narrative.


Stephen White [1:05 PM]:

V Jax with an early catch on Milner


Ryan Van Bibber [1:05 PM]:

nice start for Steven Jackson in ATL


Stephen White [1:05 PM]:

Titans already going Titans. Safety on opening kickoff


PFT Commenter [1:04 PM]:

why isnt the redzone showing George Zimmermans honorary coinflip in jacksonville


Rodger Sherman [1:04 PM]:

nfl red zone channel just shows eight straight kickoffs


Charlie Gebow [1:04 PM]:

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT RUSSEL WILSON IS KINDA SHORT?


James Dator [1:04 PM]:

Opening kickoff in Carolina hits the crossbar and bounces back to the 20… that was kind of weird


Stephen White [1:03 PM]:

Kickoffs*


Stephen White [1:03 PM]:

That’s why Blount shouldn’t be returning kickoff


Stephen White [1:03 PM]:

Here we go!


James Dator [1:02 PM]:

@sgw94 Agreed. Statement game for both teams in the South


Oh No Romo [1:01 PM]:

There is just no getting away from $5 Footlong…is there…


Mark Ennis [1:01 PM]:

Bucs, please, don’t get lit up by a rookie in his first game.


James Dator [1:01 PM]:

Any bets on how long it will be before we can call Colts v. Raiders an Indianapolis win? I’m wagering 3 mins left in the second quarter


Stephen White [1:01 PM]:

I’m expecting Falcons/Saints to be a real barn burner


James Dator [12:59 PM]:

Steve Smith v. Richard Sherman will be really fun today in CAR-SEA


Mark Ennis [12:59 PM]:

@James Dator mumps for the measles is what my dad always said.


Stephen White [12:55 PM]:

ParachuteDisaster.gif


James Dator [12:55 PM]:

Exchanging Frank Caliendo for Rob Riggle has been exchanging food poisoning for salmonella


Ryan Van Bibber [12:55 PM]:

@sgw94 never been a big fan of the Fox coverage


Stephen White [12:55 PM]:

Ok, I’m better. I just feel like this is a safe place :-)


Stephen White [12:54 PM]:

Let me get this out my system already, I HATE the way Fox shows the game. I don’t need close ups of the QB or a middle linebacker before the play that continues until after the ball is snaps. They try to pull back to a wide shot and you have NO IDEA whats going on because everybody is already moving. HATE HATE HATE IT!!!


Mark Ennis [12:54 PM]:

My wife exploded a bottle of nail polish in the hallway a so my morning has been AWESOME.


PFT Commenter [12:53 PM]:

has Cam Newtown gotten a coach fired yet, just wondering


phillyhoosfan [12:52 PM]:

That Rob Riggle song made me wish he’d never done the Daily Show.


Stephen White [12:52 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber thing is he was never “that guy” the year I played with him at Tennessee. That was also the night of his birthday and he was coming from celebrating. Not excusing it at all but he is definitely haunted by it


Addison Ryan [12:50 PM]:

Rob Riggle, ladies and gentleman


Ryan Van Bibber [12:48 PM]:

@sgw94 yeah, I feel bad for him because I know he really struggled personally with the fallout from that.


PFT Commenter [12:48 PM]:

smh Ryan


Ryan Van Bibber [12:47 PM]:

@PFT Commenter my apologies that this joke got left on the cutting room floor: “Andrew you look like Paul Ryan got AIDS and lived on an island spending his days narrating imaginary hermit crab NFL games and masturbating with a Vollyball.”


Stephen White [12:47 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber had close to 90 sacks in the NFL but had that DUI manslaughter so he doesn’t exist to most fans and media.


Ryan Van Bibber [12:47 PM]:

@Run Home Jack he and Pete Carroll are Alex Jones’ biggest fans


Addison Ryan [12:46 PM]:

So much football… Why does it feel like Football overload this year? Maybe it was that 5-day cfb opening weekend last week


Ryan Van Bibber [12:46 PM]:


phillyhoosfan [12:46 PM]:

I can tell myself that rooting for Steven Jackson and Roddy White to have big games will make up for Virginia getting destroyed, but it won’t.


Ryan Nanni [12:46 PM]:

So has Ray Lewis said that Pearl Harbor was an inside job yet?


Ryan Van Bibber [12:45 PM]:

@sgw94 ha. he was a beast with his hand in the dirt


Stephen White [12:44 PM]:

@Ryan Van Bibber yes my Senior year. Guy was a monster. Would’ve broken every sack record but Fulmer and nem switched him to Linebacker smh


Ryan Van Bibber [12:43 PM]:

@sgw94 Did you and Leonard Little play together at Tennessee?


PFT Commenter [12:43 PM]:

still catching my breath from caliendo holy smokes what a entertainer


Mark Ennis [12:42 PM]:

I said it last week. Lane Kiffin’s next move after being fired by USC will be straight to a nomination to the US Supreme Court.


Stephen White [12:41 PM]:

Happy Football Sunday!


Ryan Van Bibber [12:40 PM]:

@Mark Ennis future Dallas Cowboys coach, Lane Kiffin?


Ryan Nanni [12:38 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I wouldn’t change a thing.


Mark Ennis [12:36 PM]:

@Run Home Jack but you saw Lane Kiffin lose to a team that didn’t score an offensive touchdown so that had to be worth it.


Ryan Nanni [12:35 PM]:

OH MY GOD I STAYED UP TIL 3 DAMN YOU COLLEGE FOOTBALL.


Ryan Van Bibber [12:34 PM]:

Could get. Autocorrect off to a great start


Ryan Van Bibber [12:33 PM]:

Man, if only we good Frank Calliendo for this


Mark Ennis [12:31 PM]:

Hello pro football brethren. I mean, the football is pro. I don’t think any of you are professional brethren.

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