Robert Griffin III is so excited to be back playing football, he's making weird analogies:
RGIII: "Football's my girlfriend and I'm ready to get back with it."— Cindy Boren (@CindyBoren) November 2, 2014
What happened between him and football before? Did football leave him, or did he leave it? How does he know things will work out this time? Did he and football apologize to each other? Maybe they're rushing things.