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SB Nation selects... Chris Mortensen's mustache

Sometimes you've got to change up your look, but this might not be the right one.

The 1991 NFL draft had many things. Brett Favre was selected by the Atlanta Falcons, the first overall pick was Russell Maryland and the event was sponsored by Apple Computers. Above all these important things reigns one thing: Chris Mortensen's mustache.

Mort looks less like an analyst and more like an unsuccessful undercover cop trying to outwit the criminals, "Hi dudes. I'm looking to buy some drugs. Do you have any drugs for sale that I can buy, with money?" It's a bold look and a wonderfully lush mustache, but he seems very unhappy about the whole thing.

ENHANCE

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One more time, so you can get a really good look.

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