Super Bowl 50 Opening Night (or the Artist Formerly Known as Media Day) happened Monday night at the SAP Center in San Jose. For those of you who have never had the joy of experiencing this circus, I can summarize it in one word: Clusterf*#k. That might be two words. It might not be a word. But you get the idea.
Tuesday evening brought together hundreds of journalists from across the globe, all jockeying for positions amongst full-on scrums in front of the podiums of stars like Peyton Manning and Cam Newton, all in the hopes of obtaining that perfect sound bite. Seriously, I'm pretty sure elbows were thrown. There was also a dude from Germany dressed up as an alpine skier for some reason but that's a different story for a different day. Anyway, rather than ask the standard build-up-to-Super Bowl-questions, we at SB Nation know what the fans want. And what they want is Cam Newton's teammates doing hysterical impressions of him. It's our gift to you, NFL fans. Enjoy.