Ryan Stanton is supposedly a defenseman for the Vancouver Canucks. Based on how he's treated his goaltender in the last week, it might be time to reevaluate his chosen position.
On March 17, two separate goals went off Stanton's foot into the Canucks' net. So when the Buffalo Sabres came to town on Sunday, defenseman Jamie McBain knew exactly where to shoot the puck.
Right at Ryan Stanton's magic legs.
Forget Achilles' Heel. Stanton's Leg is much more agonizing. If only the hockey gods hadn't held Stanton by his leg when they dipped him in the River Sticks.