As our lovely Pittsburgh Penguins blog relayed Wednesday afternoon, the Penguins’ 2015-16 Stanley Cup title is now engraved on the Stanley Cup. Forever.
No, really, the Penguins Tweeted about it so it’s official:
It's Stanley Cup official. pic.twitter.com/8GKN2rCDB1
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) October 26, 2016
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2016 Pittsburgh #Penguins get their names engraved on the Stanley Cup, unfortunately there was a typo.
— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) October 26, 2016
Our post: https://t.co/shs70BiNzf pic.twitter.com/wqahwX3FbI
OH NO. Whatever could he mean?
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Oh. That’s not good.
But engraving the Stanley Cup is a delicate, careful process. Sure, there have been a few instances of typos through the years. A quick Google search brings those up in a second.
But we’re not so sure this is a typo. We’re going to get to the bottom of this, Fvgeni Malkin. IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME.
HOT DOG EXHIBIT A
The first to bring the object in question to light was none other than future United States president Penguins forward Phil Kessel on Instagram.
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Thanks to a unique new piece of Vox Media technology called the “zoom button,” we were able to hone in on FVEGENI himself.
And he was not all as he appeared.
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This is what the Penguins don’t WANT you to see.
Either our mind is playing tricks on us, completing the letter, or that’s the faint imprint of an “_”. Or the bottom of an “E”. We don’t know the technical term.
So how unique is that?
OTHER EXHIBITS
As it turns out, fairly common! Here’s the 2000-01 Colorado Avalanche.
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And here’s the Penguins from 2008-09. Just try and find Evgeni Malkin’s name. I even circled it for you.
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VERDICT
PSA: All the #Pens names are spelled correctly on the Cup. It is engraved by hand and some carvings just aren't as prominent as others. pic.twitter.com/vgRoRLIDmP
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) October 26, 2016
Yeah, what they said. Our joint investigation is now concluded.