Nashville Predators center Ryan Johansen has played in 328 games. He's fought in only two of them.
And honestly, neither of them went all that well for him.
So you'll forgive Johansen if he doesn't want to fight back when you try and engage him. In fact, it appears he's developed a great counterattack: PLAY DEAD.
Just look at him going limp against Los Angeles Kings winger Andy Andreoff on Saturday.
Super effective!