You're at the Islanders game on Wednesday. It's a big game! And they're essentially dominating the Ottawa Senators at home. Maybe you're with your family.
You're having a great time until some fellow fan starts banging his hands on the glass incessantly. This violates Article 5 of the Hockey Fan Etiquette Rulebook. It cannot stand.
So you get up to make a Hockey Fan citizen's arrest and realize ...
IT'S JA RULE!
Who broke the losing skid? Ja Rule. pic.twitter.com/1kCK7VihqY— IslesBlog (@IslesBlog) March 24, 2016
And you sit back down because he once wrote a song with Ashanti and you haven't.