Nobody wants to give Tom Brady a high-five

Tom Brady has a really great life. He's won three Super Bowls. He's unmistakably one of the best quarterbacks of all time. He has a wife, which means he has found love, and that is nice regardless of whether said wife is incredibly famous for being very attractive. And today, his Patriots dominated the Ravens in a 41-7 win.

So how come he can't find anybody to give him a high-five?

Previously on Tom Brady Fails To Get People To Give Him High-Fives: this and this (although he eventually gets one in the second).

Poor guy. All the Super Bowl rings in the world couldn't buy him the one thing he truly wanted: friendship.


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I’m sure it has nothing to do with that glove that looks like he’s just cut up a body.

Slap Hands!!

coach belichick will make them all run laps until they learn the magic of friendship

Nice attention seeking article you fucking hack. Way to post about the pats blowout. Oh wait, you suck the proverbial ravens dick. You know who else didn’t get a high five? Joe flacco, or you for the past 30 years. Good job writing something that only 3 people in the US have read, including me which says something about many old fashions I’ve had since kickoff….nnMerry Christmas.

So the LOOKIT section of the website is about humorous videos and gifs of athletes, because sometimes it’s fun to laugh at silly things. I would think that a blowout win would make you excited enough to shake off the little things, like making a joke about Tom Brady not getting high fives. I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t care, because that first paragraph remains true.

Ah yes

a classic case of big media’s Baltimore sports bias.

aww

did you make a whole sbnation account just to say that? That’s adorable!

Uh oh, someone is going to get a lump of coal in their stocking...

We can now confirm that nine people have read this article, although whether they are located in the US can’t be verified. In addition, there are probably a few hundred or thousand or so folks who read blogs but never comment on them. So I feel pretty comfortable saying that as many as “a bunch” of people have probably read – AND enjoyed – this article.

Tom Brady of all people being left hanging on a high five is funny stuff.

When was the Pats last SB win? Ravens had to lose 7 major players (4 pro-bowlers) for you to get this done in such fashion. 9-7 or 8-8 not a bad year for B-more. Pats out in round 1 with that D. We suck on O so don’t put any wait into your D. Your D-line is soft soft soft soft.

this article is a .gif of Tom Brady not getting a high five

literally nobody cares about your football internet dickwaving. Get your soft soft soft thing outta here.

Hey guys I need high fives!

highfivetombrady.com

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