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Jack Warner Still Crazy, Blames Zionism For His Expulsion From FIFA

So apparently being, widely despised as a terrible man, twice being investigated for breaking FIFA rules then finally getting the boot from the world's governing body the third time around does not make one guilty, a wrongdoer or morally questionable. No, Jack Warner is completely innocent and has never done anything that would put him in hot water with FIFA and general sanity. The real culprit here is Zionism.

Yup, after being kicked out of FIFA along with former Asian Football Confederation president Mohamed bin Hammam for bribing officials, the former CONCACAF president has continued to maintain his innocence and is now blaming Zionism. This totally makes sense.

"I will talk about the Zionism, which probably is the most important reason why this acrid attack on bin Hammam and me was mounted," told the Trinidad Guardian.

This train of thought and logic is flawless. So glad to see that losing his place in FIFA hasn't affected Warner's sanity. Now go sit in the corner and have your glass of whisky, Jack.